Hipsters Must Be Having Babies

Where's that undercover detective from Sixth Street in the East Village who decided to steal all the bikes that were legally locked up (including those chained to the city-installed bike locks)? Maybe he'd like a crack at stealing all these stroller too.

However, I fail to see what's surpising about a stroller locked up. I mean, this is NYC, and people will steal ANYTHING that isn't locked up.

:lal: at the hipster hate on a predominantly "hipster" website.

i'm thining about what #15 wrote, i think people that decide on having children had it coming - what did you expect ! haha.

yeah #23 , sharp and crisp

I put roller skates on my baby and just drag him along. He seems to like. I dunno though. He can't talk yet.

#23 wins this thread!

#2, sorry your body hasn't bounced back after the baby and that your children are eating your dreams.

22, it's because #2 is one of those annoying superficial parents described in detail in the Times article a few weeks back. Probably lives in the Slope, and does exactly what #12 described in his comment

#2, sorry your body hasn't bounced back after the baby and that your children are eating your dreams.

Could someone please enlighten me regarding comment #2's antagonism? Is a Maclaren not a stroller? Is it so special that it's insulting to not refer to it by it's proper name? I mean, it's not like Jen was wrong for not specifically naming it, or was she? Sorry, I don't know, I'm a childless hag too.

The suburbs are plenty stroller accessible. People with strollers should move to them.

#3... inappropriate to feed your child outside?

kudos #16

If the owner did this so as not to drag it onto the subway during rush hour, kudos to him/her.

agreed, completely. the other evening there was a woman with her giant buggy on the train during rush hour, and the thing was so big it blocked off an empty, usable seat.

at least the "hipster" moms I've seen don't use ridiculously big strollers, and can break their down in an instant with one hand.

Well, after seeing a Wheelchair chained to a subway entrance, nothing surprises me...

;)

I thought that too #15 until I actually had a son. Try it.

I know people who have just had children. The first month is all joy and happiness and then a sense of dread and miserableness just starts to pervade everything. You had all the time in the world to do whatever you wanted and now you wake up at 4 in the morning to clean poop and rock a baby to sleep. sad.

Here is why this makes sense: You live several blocks from the subway but need to take the kid somewhere quickly. If you walk the kid, it will take 4 times as long because kids don't walk quickly or in a straight line. So you stroll rapidly to the stop, then pop the kid out and walk down to the subway. It probably saves a lot of time.

Childless hag????

And you are responsible for another life????

I could deal with hipsters raising hipsters... I... guess...

But haters raising haters? Sad. Not cool, Mom and Dad.

If the owner did this so as not to drag it onto the subway during rush hour, kudos to him/her.

Every time I see parents jockeying for position with their stroller during the morning crush, rolling their eyes in incredulity that the world doesn't belong to them, it makes me want to vomit on them and their yuppie larvae.

OMFG hipsters chain stroller to bikes. SHOCKING! What's with all these lame Gothamist articles lately?

what's a fuck stroller?

sounds like fun

Fuck strollers.

the subway system need to be made more stroller accessible

all proceeds from congestionpricing should go towards this initiative

hahaha... or toward abortions.

Even American Psycho Patrick Bateman has spawned children and moved to Brooklyn. That's not a stroller, "Thats [sic] a Maclaren." The end is nigh people.

the subway system need to be made more stroller accessible

all proceeds from congestionpricing should go towards this initiative

wow, people have children.

Hey, don't call me a childless hag just because I haven't been tempted to chain my stroller for my cats!

this morning on bedford ave (i work in Williamsburg) there was a lady sitting on a bench in front of s&b's breastfeeding. a tad inappropriate.

Thats a Maclaren, you childless hag.

hipsters are losers. plain and simple. geeks.