THEATER: Continuing through the 29th, the East to Edinburgh Festival is showcasing some of the most adventurous American theater productions before they blast off for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. Tonight’s your chance to witness one of the more colorful and timely selections: LA FEMME EST MORTE or Why I Should Not F%!# My Son. It’s a contemporary Phaedra adaptation that satirizes America’s celebrity obsession in the midst of war, featuring live music, “frenetic dance, fierce boxing, raw meat. Flash photography is encouraged. Be careful of blood splatter.” - John Del Signore

7pm // 59E59 [59 E. 59th St.] // Tickets cost $10

ART: Housing Works art auction is ending tonight. They have a lot to offer, including the painting pictured which is by Charles Cobelle (who studied with Marc Chagall). You can even bid online!

Until 7pm // Online

MOVIE: Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich! Movies with a View is showing the film which dared make Cameron Diaz look un-pretty on the outside, and dared go deep inside John Malkovich's brain, only to be spit out to the side of the New Jersey Turnpike.

Sundown // Empire-Fulton Ferry State Park // Free

This just in...DMC of Run DMC will be performing at 12:30am at The Plumm [246 West 14th Street], but before you run (heh) over there, check out some of these bands first:

MUSIC: The Undisputed Heavyweights are in the midst of their summer residency at Joe's Pub. Come check out the band whose URL proclaims they are betterthanelvis.com. Wakey!Wakey! opens.

Listen: Roll Your Windows Down.mp3 - The Undisputed Heavyweights

9:30pm // Joe's Pub [425 Lafayette St] // $12

Meanwhile over at Pianos, Ford & Fitzroy are ending their residency. The end of the (residency) road show also includes sets by Hallelujah the Hills, Tiny Animals and The Hatch.

9pm // Pianos [158 Ludlow St] // $8

COMEDY: Adira Amram host her Boom Boom night tonight. This week features Leo Allen, Michelle Collins, Hayes Hargrove, Rob Lathan, Larry Murphy and Baron Vaughn. Yep, that's a lot of funny all in one room. More info here.

10:30pm // The Green Room [45 Bleecker St] // $7.50 (discount here)