
- Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: a partial roof collapse on Union St. in Brooklyn, a person under a train at Coney Island and Brighton Beach Aves. in Brooklyn, and a slashing at Dyckman St. and Broadway in Manhattan.
- Artie Fufkin speaks! Paul Schaffer, who was the musical director of the Blues Brothers, keyboardist for Bill Murray's lounge singer character on SNL, and the bandleader for David Letterman's "The World's Most Dangerous Band" since 1982, is publishing his memoirs. Yeah!
- A local moving company is converting a number of its trucks from diesel to biodiesel fuel in an effort to reduce carbon dioxide emissions.
- The producer of a Broadway show called "My First Time" is employing a mindreader to determine who gets free tickets to the show. Recipients must affirm via a psychic they are virgins.
- A 17-year-old was shot several times in the head as he lay in bed in the middle of the afternoon while visiting relatives in the Bronx.
- Juana Yolfo is a Spanish-speaking 106-year-old woman who was born in Puerto Rico before moving to Brooklyn and then settling in the Lower East Side more than 40 years ago. She's celebrating her birthday this week after more than 50 years as a NYC resident.
- Al Sharpton as Apollo Creed? The reverend is getting in shape to pummel Giuliani if there's any hope the latter's electoral prospects brighten.
- Carroll Gardens parents are in a huff about youthful neighborhood ruffians, who are disrespectul to adults and unmindful of younger children as they engage in shenanigans and otherwise behave like hooligans.




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Carroll Gardens parents are in a huff about youthful neighborhood ruffians, who are disrespectul to adults and unmindful of younger children as they engage in shenanigans and otherwise behave like hooligans.
> I guess where should they go to engage in shenanigans? They're teens right?
> And who (demographics) was occupying the neighborhood before Smith street bloomed. Is there cultural/lifestyle (?) tension with the new younger families?
> Is there insufficient city planning for children and teenagers to play that leads them to act in such an aggressive manner? Recreational center?
Why is Al Sharpton still taken seriously?
If we all ignore him he'll go away.
carroll gardens = Italians
Every one of those parents secretly wishes the Gowanus Houses would go market rate (so those baby mamas can get lost and their single friends can move in) and that those hood rats from East New York would stop commuting to their local schools and stick to their own neighborhoods.
Screw political correctness and bleeding heart liberalism. Stand up for your selves and get those politicos to shut down Section 8 and get more cops & school buildings to corral obnoxious teens & tweens.