Gothamist: Yankees Pitching Curse Continues: Clemens Injured

Still Not Amused

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:39:52 -0500

Lol, All that sucking the Yankees have been doing here appears to be having an effect on Clemons . They say he has a "Sore Groin" .

Doctorted

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 14:01:56 -0500

Fatigued Groin? Go to Craigslist and get him a nice massage. Incall of course.

Kevin Bracken

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 13:51:51 -0500

Haha. Fatigued groin. Any word on a sponsorship deal with Cialis?

David McCaffredy

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 13:30:35 -0500

Is it really a "curse" when your pitcher is, like, 72 years old? It happened to Nolan Ryan at that age and it will happen to Roger Clemens. The Yankees are just idiots for spending that much money for him. Yay for no salary cap in baseball!!!

matty

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:40:51 -0500

i get the feeling he just didn't want to face the wrath that is the chicago white sox.

newsyspice

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 08:38:19 -0500

It is as this Red Sox fan has always known: Jesus hates the Yankees. hee hee. No, seriously. My sympathies.