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A woman who used to work as a secretary at a financial firm is suing her former boss for the unseemly tasks she was asked to do. How unseemly? Fatima Monahan claims she was appointed "pu--y coordinator" by boss Frederick Iseman of Caxton Iseman.
She also claims that Iseman suggested she have an affair with his ex-wife and that she flew to London to bring him his erectile dysfunction medicine. Oh, and Iseman allegedly told her to add "F--- Services" to her business card and made her buy lubricant and edible underwear, sort his porn pictures, and rent a studio apartment, aka "Operation F---pad."
And if you sensed there was another story, you're right: Iseman's lawyer denies Monahan's charges and notes that Monahan was fired for stealing $250,000. Attorney Michael Berger said, "She's going to be shown to be a total liar and a thief." The Manhattan DA's office says they are investigating Caxton Iseman's claims about Monahan, but Monahan's attorney was not available for comment.
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So there is an opening for that position now? Anyone know where to apply?
K
Wow, bankers are lascivious and misogynistic? Shocking! What's amazing to be is that these codgers are still so horny even after they cease to be able to get it up without pharmaceutical help.
Financial people probably have a stake in maintaining a very prim and proper facade. So, it seems to me, that the best revenge on this guy, would have been, to tape record some of his requests, quit, and mail a copy to all of his competitors. Of course, he'd be forced to retire, probably get some cushy severance to keep quiet, but, hey, he'd be trashed.
GO SABRES!