Gothamist: Chocolate Jesus On The Move

Tim N.

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:34:59 -0500

Bill Maher had the best line I've heard so far: "Chocolate Jesus, or as the Democrats like to call him, Obama..." PS: Matty... you're dead right. Which is why artists should be grateful to wingnuts like Bill "Jameson's Neat" Donohue.

Karen Finley

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:18:04 -0500

Go to www.choosejesusrightnow.com & click on BUMPER STICKERS.

robin.g

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 19:26:42 -0500

If they let it sit out long enough it will eventually turn white, which is what Xtians in this country think he is anyway. It doesn't look delish; it looks like one of those cadavers from the "Bodies" exhibit. Maybe some frosting panties would help ease the pain of seeing candy genitals?

will.xls

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:39:33 -0500

Why don't all of these brave artists go after Muhammad? Candy a**es.

Kevin Bracken

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:34:07 -0500

Wow, there are so many good jokes just waiting to be made

Kevin Bracken

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:34:07 -0500

Wow, there are so many good jokes just waiting to be made

Zod

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:26:27 -0500

I hear if you eat Chocolate Jesus's penis, you'll receive a super libido and your penis will grow 12 inches.

bob

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:23:20 -0500

I'm an atheist, but come on, this is some people's prophet. They see the guy as sacred and the son of God. Respect their religion and make a chocolate Britney Spears instead.

atheist101

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:16:30 -0500

Too bad those whacko jesus nuts freak out any time someone has an opposing view. If a chocolate jesus gets you angry, perhaps we should monitor you like good old Ted Kazinski. Perhaps a list of religious intolerants, similar to a no-fly list is in order!

ELS

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:44:30 -0500

It's just odd at what they're offended at. It seems the problem is that he has his genitalia exposed, not that he's made of a confectionery product. They just don't want anyone to talk about Jesus' chocolate balls. Perhaps it's the combination that is problematic. Or maybe they think he's supposed to be the only blond, blue eyed semite in northern africa.

anomalous

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:18:32 -0500

Nah, stick him in the sun and watch him melt!

matty

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:16:51 -0500

How to get attention as an artist 101: 1. Create offensive imagery of Jesus 2. ? 3. Profit!

matty

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:16:10 -0500

How to get attention as an artist 101: 1. Create offense imagery of Jesus 2. ? 3. Profit!

Matthew

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:15:21 -0500

^^ they do, in dry wafer-form, every sunday!

tien

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:52:08 -0500

they should cut up choco jesus and sell him to the masses!