March 14, 2007
March Radness: Hipsters Vs. B61 and Much More
There may be March Madness in the air, but East Village Idiot has the cure for New Yorkers who can't get behind the NCAA: March Radness, which take 64 disparate NYC moments/ people/ objects/ stores/ trends/ nonsense and sees who will reign supreme.
Some key matchups are:
Bloomberg RegionWhy there's no Steinbrenner Region, we have no idea. But A-Rod's Tan might be able to fend off the Knicks City Dancers.
- The U.E.S Crowd (seeded 7) vs. The B&T Crowd (10)
- Trans Fat (1) vs. Rats at Taco Bell (16)Isiah Region
- The Knicks in a fist fight (2) vs. the Knicks in a Game (14)
- Citifield (5) vs. The Brooklyn Nets (12)Markowitz Region
- McCarren Pool (5) vs. Newtown Creek (12)
- The New Coney Island (6) vs. The F Train (11)Wintour Region
- Meatpacking District (1) vs. Uggs (16)
- Moving to Brooklyn (4) vs. Little dogs in pink bags
Voting is at East Village Idiot. You can see the bracket at Tournament Pilot and print one out yourself (PDF).
East Village Idiot's March Radness seedings; column at left is the Wintour Region, column second from left is Bloomberg, then Markowitz, and finally Isiah at far right.
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Well, since Syracuse got shafted in the real thing, I guess this will have to do.
I'm pretty sure that the Meatpacking District and Uggs are on the same side.
I have no idea what this means, but here are my final four:
McCarren pool Citifield
Gawker Stalker Line at Shake Shack
clever idea.
i love how stuff like this never includes anything about the bronx. there are a few possible reasons i can think of for this...one being so obvious and hackneyed that i cringe to even say it but it's probably true-- out of towners!!
I don't care about who wins as long as it's NOT the Billyburg Hipsters scumtards!! They are like the Duke and everyone should vote against them! Jeter/Arod sexfest should win!