FILM: Who doesn't like a rendez-vous? Tonight come to Rendez-Vous with French Cinema. The event is in its 12th year and will introduce you to what's been playing on Parisian movie screens. Tonight is the first night and Olivier Dahan’s La Vie en Rose plays - the film will educate you on French legend Edith Piaf.

Through March 11th // Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts [70 Lincoln Center Plaza] // $22

THEATER: Artfuckers, a new play by Michael Domitrovich, shines a hot spotlight on the ones you love to hate: the over-privileged offspring of New York’s “moneyed art scenesters of the 1980s.” The story follows a group of twentysomethings who are collaborating on their friend’s debut showing at NY Fashion Week! There’s a drug overdose, serious soul-searching and, presumably, some sort of artfucking. Director Eduardo Machado, who helms the Graduate Playwriting Program at Columbia, says, “anarchism is the most important element in theatre; but most theatres in NYC have become totalitarian, rather than anarchistic and revolutionary. That’s why I’m thrilled to be returning to Theater for the New City for this show.” We’re curious to know Machado’s take on Theater for the New City’s sudden eviction of May Day Books, the anarchist bookseller that’s occupied the theater’s lobby for six years. (Read the Times article for free here.) - John Del Signore

8pm // Theater for the New City [155 First Ave] // Tickets cost $10

MUSIC: Tonight Jesse Sykes and the Sweet Hereafter join Sparklehorse on the Webster Hall stage. Sparklehorse are back with a new album - and their live show is definitely worth checking out.

Listen: Don't Take My Sunshine Away.mp3

8pm // Webster Hall [125 East 11th St] // $22 Buy Tickets Here

Or there's always John Mayer at MSG, maybe he'll tell some jokes?