Extra, Extra

• On the Gothamist Newsmap today: A naked EDP on East 14th Street in Manhattan, a van into a building on Cromwell Avenue in Staten Island, and an illegal factory in Brooklyn
• Stupid China! A stock sell-off in the most populous country caused the Dow to drop 416 points
• The Brooklyn Record looks at Con Ed's green power option
• Bottle rockets + turkeys = animal cruelty and disturbing wildlife charges for a Staten Island man (he was upset at the growing turkey population!)
• Florent finally accepts credit cards!
• WCBS 2 finds construction workers drinking on the job - local bartenders really love the real estate construction boom!
• Will open windows at the Domino Sugar plant cause the building to become even more damaged, perhaps to the delight of developers?
• A 7-year-old can sue the city for injuries she suffered as a fetus. Her 14-weeks pregnant, public school teacher mother was on a school toilet collapsed, which ruptured her placenta, and she delivered a premature baby four months later. Oy.
• JetBlue problem for today: Indicator light on a plane goes out, so passenger are bused from Philly to JFK

Photograph from the Armory Show by Benzadrine on Flickr