Extra, Extra

• Quoth Tracy Morgan, on the occasion of his second conviction for drunk driving: "Drinking and driving is not cool."
• Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: unusual trauma in Riverside Park (A CHILD IN A PARK THAT HAS A PIECE OF WOOD IMPALED INTO THE KNEECAP --BNN), aircraft emergency at Laguardia, and 10-75 on lower Broadway.
• The Morning News offers some well-considered advice for city living-- example: "it is a law of physics that no two physical bodies can occupy the same point in space at the same time. Thus, when your train arrives, always let passengers off the train before you get on. This is no situation to be messing with physics."
• What kind of yellow journalists run a hatchet-job piece on an animal rescue group? New York Magazine, you are most definitely going to hell!
• Most disturbing article of the week? Definitely. But you go, grandma!
• The NYPD officer shot in Park Slope has been released from the hospital, and is doing well. The wife of his assailant is claiming that she had no knowledge of the crime. The bullet-holes in the car should probably have been a tip-off, given she's a P.O. and all.
• Oh, here's a sweet Valentine's Day story-- Bruno and Spitzer sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g!

White Light, by Brainware 3000.