Gothamist: "Good Chance" Rudy Will Run

outlook

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:42:55 -0500

Let's hope Rudy beats out McCain in the primaries, because it'll be easier to overtake him nationally. He has so many problems in his history, both hidden and apparent, that will make it easier to squash any chance for him to win.

Scher

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 15:17:30 -0500

Tip to Rude: Stay in the private sector.

Sommelier

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:51:46 -0500

I can imagine a quiet get-together of “family values” republicans, having a few drinks, smoking their smuggled-in Havanas. Bob Dole says: “I had my aides bring my first wife to court in the middle of the night, in front of a judge who was a friend and Bang! Divorce granted. She never even knew I had filed!” Newt Gingrich says: “That’s nothing! I told my wife I wanted a divorce just as she was coming out from under anesthesia after cancer surgery… just when she needed me more than ever!” Rudy says: “I married my first cousin and then had the marriage annulled to “marry up” to a blonde actress… and then had my lawyer slander her on television… on Mother’s Day… with my kids watching! Then I went to court to try getting her kicked out of our home so that my girlfriend could move in!” “Rudy”, they all cried out, “You are THE MAN!!!”

kil

Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:21:11 -0500

Mccain versus Giuliani is a hella first round battle. two faggy liberal loving republicans.