Gothamist: Trump's Miss USA Scandal: Perfect For Distracting From a SoHo Graveyard!

S.T. Lauder

Fri, 22 Dec 2006 03:32:42 -0500

Dear #5, It is actually *impossible* for her to shed a tear, because her tear ducts are hermetically sealed under sixteen layers of baked-on make-up. Skank City to the max.

jammer

Thu, 21 Dec 2006 01:09:45 -0500

is that kathy lee gifford? that girl is a bonafide skank...i knew it from the moment i laid eyes on her (guest appearance on project runway). enough with the second chances! why, back in my day, it would have been straight to the guillotine with her!

Vink

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 18:28:10 -0500

Oh My GOD!!! What happened to her nose???

Marcus

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 14:24:02 -0500

Work hasn't resumed yet, which is great since I work in that building right behind the site. Pile driving is noisy!

Dogh

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 14:11:41 -0500

She was making contorted faces, whimpering, and trying her best to look contrite and pathetic, but she wasn't actually crying! I saw no tears, no red eyes, and no running mascara on her face. Maybe she'll go into politics--she's already a pro at ersatz humility and concern!

pugsley

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:51:50 -0500

On some disturbing level I think Donald wants to be Miss USA

S.D.

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 13:45:38 -0500

"I wouldn't say that I have a big drinking problem."? Then why Rehab?

jojo

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:11:57 -0500

wow AMERICA sure is an UGGO. SHe looks like she's 45 not 21 in that pic.

Elderta

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:58:27 -0500

Wow... dig that Goth fingerpaint. Poor girl... what else does one do when they are underage and living in NY by themselves for the first time and a pageant *cough* queen no less... I'd go wild, too. Oh wait... I did (though of course, no pageant queen, I)! Thank the FSM that I didn't have the Donald breathing down my neck back then. Jesus and my mom were bad enough.