THEATER: Sentimental hogwash! Following in the tradition of the one-man theatrical renditions of Star Wars and The Godfather Trilogy, comic actor/impressionist Jason Grossman presents his It’s a Wonderful (One Man Show) Life! tonight. Time Out NY called it “a guaranteed laugh riot.” We’re just excited to see how he handles the Charleston contest! - John Del Signore

9pm // Manhattan Theatre Source [177 MacDougal St] // $15

COMEDY: Join SNL's Horatio Sanz at his Ho Ho Horatio Sanz Christmas Special, tonight and tomorrow night at UCB. David Bazan, Brett Gelmen and Edgar Oliver are amongst the merry comedy elves joining him on stage to help you laugh your little hearts out.

Wednesday and Thursday // 9:30pm // UCB [307 W 26th St] // $8

MUSIC: Leave it to a music marketing company to throw a "Hot Mistletoe Makeout Party" with bands galore, free Sparks, and an open bar from 12 to 2am. The lineup: Nous Non Plus, Autodrome and Aarktica.

One Night in Paris.mp3 - Nous Non Plus

10pm // Lit [93 2nd Ave] // Free

EVENT: It's a "Hedwig Hanukkah" tonight, as the cult classic is celebrated yet one more time. Dress as your favorite character - there will be prizes, latkes and original burlesque pieces inspired by the movie. Ah, holidays.

10pm // Slipper Room [167 Orchard St] // $5