Best Perverted Brooklyn Calendar Ever!

Finally, a gift for our many friends who are huge Brooklyn boosters AND huge fans of alternative erotica. Marty Markowitz, we're looking at you! Presenting the I Heart Brooklyn Girls Calendar:

Each month of the 2007 I Heart Brooklyn Girls calendar, a real live queer femme from our neighborhood re-vamps a decade of classic pinup, from 1900's Gibson Girls to 1940's Varga Girls to 2000's Suicide Girls...and beyond.
The soapy, shapely tush of our 1980's juvie-d Guidette graces our cover. Click to see the full-bod month-by-month interior pages.

A portion of our proceeds will be donated to the essential New York City Gay and Lesbian Anti-Violence Project.

GIVE THE GIFT OF PINUP THIS HOLIDAY!

I Heart Brooklyn Girls T-Shirts and
PRIORITY AND EXPRESS SHIPPING AVAILABLE!

The gift that gives all...year...long.

And a bargain at only $15! But can someone explain Ms. Park Slope? We get that it's supposed to be Park Slope 2017, but really-- that one is a puzzler. [Via Sunset Parker, Brooklyn Record, and countless friends who sent this link in today.]

Bonus gallery: sexy Brooklyn girls on Santa's lap!

Contact the author of this article or email tips@gothamist.com with further questions, comments or tips.

By Jake Dobkin in Arts & Entertainment on December 19, 2006 4:54 PM

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Jesse

People, there are only, like, four girls modeling for these photographs. It's really a feat of concept and costuming.

And hello... these are ALL minorities. It's a queer calendar. Nobody's trying to make a statement about ethnicity; whether your borough is "cool" has nothing to do with the color range of your pin-up calendars, which always just represents the demographic that happens to be making them and/or buying them. And these chicks are fucking gorgeous.

cherry

febuary is vietnamese

march is greek

june is cuban

august is puerto rican

september and october are italian

and december is african american.

williewanker

Do hipsters have math issues? I see one OBVIOUS minority (Miss CH) and two possibles who have been made up to be as white as possible (Miss BH and Miss PS). Either way, the calendar illustrates all that has gone wrong with Brooklyn.

YT

I want to put my face in it.

Tom

Skank-tacular.

brooklynlover

um. I don't know bout you guys, but there are OBVIOUSLY about 5 of them hotties that are minorities. Miss CH!! Yowsa!

AP

Miss Carrol Gardens..? uuuummmmm..? uuuhhhhh??

Oh never mind..!

matty

ew. gothamist loves to post ugly women on this site for some reason.

Tim N.

I love you, Dobkin, you just don't give a damn. Happy holidays! Here's to more T&A in '07...

Risa

Miss Park Slope is a send-up of American Apparel ads.

janelle

"miss flatbush" *snicker*

whitey wash

Brooklyn is actually only 34% white so it kind of is a whitey wash conspiracy. It's sad. Brooklyn used to be cool.

http://www.bedc.org/statistics/popbyrace.htm

eraerar

Brooklyn's like .. 60% white, and in the past, was probably like 80% white, so it's not a total !!!WHITEY WASH CONSPIRACY!!!

I wondered where the minorities were, too... it's not hard to find some cool black chicks in Bed-Stuy or Clinton Hill, or Hispanic ones whereever. I doubt that's the calender's demographic, though.

anon

Huh? "Each month of the 2007 I Heart Brooklyn Girls calendar, a real live queer femme. . ."

You mean they're all gay??

Anonymous

#10, the G train was late, she didn't make it to the photo shoot on time

jammer

errr..i meant miss cypress hills-- not miss bushwick. miss ch is HOTTTT. .

jammer

um...minorities=

1.miss park slope 2017= miss cegenated

and 2. miss bushwick.

and miss brooklyn heights looks a little light-n-bright herself.

hipsters= over self-conscious white folks with decent hair cuts and expensive shoes. aka the leisure class.