Pencil This In

THEATER: A revival of John Patrick Shanley’s Women of Manhattan closes tonight. The play - described by the Moonstruck scribe as an “Upper West Side Story” - focuses on three female Manhattanites who lament the fact that, while their careers are flourishing, their emotional lives are a wreck. "Rhonda can't dispose of her ex-lover's shoes, Billie can't escape the honeymoon phase of a three-year marriage, and Judy can't seem to find an attractive man who isn't gay." You’ll laugh/cry. - John Del Signore

8pm // Gloria Maddox Theatre [151 West 26th Street, 7th Floor] // Tickets cost $15

EVENT: Everyone seems to be talking about "Porn Week", which runs tonight through December 23rd. This is the third annual week 'o porn at Monkey Town, this year features three programs of "artists from the 60s to the present exploring their ickiest, stickiest urges in unflinchingly explicit detail." Sounds gross. Tonight is the Bacchanale debut party, full schedule here.

10pm // MonkeyTown [58 North 3rd St, Brooklyn] //$5

MUSIC: You know the holiday season is upon us when Apple is having a "24hr iSellathon". To help bring in customers they've brought in The Fader's own Nick Catchdubs. He will not be deejaying from an iPod.

10pm // Apple Store SoHo [103 Prince St] // Free

DANCE: Before hitting the Apple store for some dance-shopping, you may want to sharpen up your skills. The New Dance Group will be giving out free classes ALL WEEK, starting tonight. They last about 90 minutes, and if you head there tonight the focus is hip hop.

7:30pm // The New Dance Group [305 W 38th St] // Free