Gothamist: Women's Accessories du Jour Questioned

binky

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:18:48 -0500

those ginormous bags are the stupidest things ever - they'd go well with clown shoes.

Mrs. D Dalloway

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:40:14 -0500

Surely such dogs bred only for their delicate size would be unable to provide much useful information, particularly after an evening at the pub with Dina. Though, with the help of a renowned local dog whisperer, Shep (a full border collie, no less) was able to identify not only a leaky bay window but also the presence of mean-spirited poltergeists in the flat I almost rented not more than a month ago. Cheers to New York's real estate broker services for sharing this with the public! I'll have to give Sharon a ring and see if she's doing the mediating.

stewart

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:26:16 -0500

do you think the dogs ever relieve themselves in these giant handbags? “It’s like having a very good-looking, very drunk friend with you all the time.” How screwy do you have to be to think your dog is drunk?

robin.g

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:51:56 -0500

Dogs of all sizes are awesome; and they are not born spoiled and wearing rhinestone bedazzled bandanas that say ROCK STAR... they would rather be chasing a tennis ball and rooting through the grass than being toted in a Louis Vuitton bag. The women are the ones who suck; using living creatures as accessories. Where are the clear platform shoes with goldfish inside?

NoHeart

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:40:55 -0500

Oh, fine, not die. But maybe we should toss some of these pet owners into some of those giant handbags and see how they like being toted around like accessories. Really, there's no better outlet for these people?

give 'em to the korean restaurants

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:39:48 -0500

these little dogs are seriously pathetic, as are the women that keep them. however it's understandable the seemingly symbiotic relationship they have. the women are so despicable nothing smarter than a dog could love them, and the dogs are so helpless they need constant doting or they'd die. it's perfect.

NoHeart

Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:35:37 -0500

“I think of them as a handbag with a heartbeat...” Lady, you need to die.