
- Today on the Gothamist Newsmap: a stabbing on East 17th Street, a pedestrian struck by auto in Borough Park, and a police-involved shooting in East Flatbush.
- A "greedy fisherman" faces up to four years in the clink for lifting "872 pounds of striped bass, 32 pounds of fluke and numerous crabs" out of the heavily contaminated waters off the coast of Rockaway Beach in Queens.
- Attention local gourmands: an upscale French bistro has opened inside the Port Authority Bus Station. Yes, that's what we said.
- Is it that smart to open the City's new emergency command center directly under the Brooklyn Bridge? After all-- the last one got destroyed in the WTC attacks, and isn't the Brooklyn Bridge another likely target? Wouldn't a better spot be somewhere more non-descript, like the Navy Yard?
- After a huge onslaught of media attention, the city's Board of Health has withdrawn a proposal that would have allowed people to change the gender on their birth certificate without a sex change operation.
- Conan O'Brien's Horny Manatee site is one of the most disturbing parodies we've ever seen. No, seriously, it is.
- Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn has put together a list of "The Park Slope 100": "a highly opinionated, inherently flawed, subjective list of talented, energetic, ambitious, creative individuals with vision in the Greater Park Slope area who reach outward toward the larger community and the world to lead, to help, to create, to teach, to improve, to inform, to network, to create change."
- Good news for Ban Ki Moon, the incoming secretary general of the United Nations: he'll be moving into a newly renovated four-story Sutton Place mansion, complete with a brand-spanking new $200,000 kitchen!
- Cops shoot an armed robbery suspect - it's the first police gun fired since the Queens shooting
- The Taco Bell e. coli outbreak may have started with a contaminated batch of green onions. That's why we never, ever, eat vegetables.
Dusk, by Paulo C.





Even if a terrorist attack somehow destroyed the Brooklyn Bridge,* only the parts between the towers or, at most, the anchorages would collapse. Buildings located off either end of the bridge should not be significantly affected.
* = I'm only speaking in hypothetical terms, being convinced that the chances of such an attack are in struck-by-lightning territory.
Jake - the new OEM command center ISN'T under the Brooklyn Bridge - it's near the foot of the bridge.
You're thinking of its predecessor, which was on Water Street, beneath the span.
honestly, proofread the fucking site.
It would take a nuclear weapon to take down the Brooklyn Bridge. Why waste your time when a few well placed kicks in the rusted girders of the other East River Bridges could take them all down.
to be corrected:
Extra, Exta to Extra, Extra, unless you mean ecstasy?
an upscale French B/bistro to an upscale French bistro
e-coli to e. coli
wait, so leaving the corrections in the comments is all it takes to get shit proofread around here?
ooohhh boy.
well, random people still have to point stuff out. It's not like they check beforehand.
the article isn't clear at all - by "tail end of the brooklyn bridge" they really mean the very end. the new OEM is at red cross & cadman plaza east - it's the old red cross building. it's nowhere near the bridge, really.
Bloomie's Bunker is NEAR the Brooklyn Bridge, not under it. It's next to Brooklyn Federal Court - the older part of it.
Nice, clean, state-of-the-art bunker.
Not like ze Rudy bunker - 27 floors up in the old 7 WTC.