On 30 Rock, Saturday Night Live alum Tracy Morgan plays Tracy Jordan, a "wild and unpredictable movie star." In real life, Morgan was arrested for drunk driving this morning in New York City. TMZ breaks the story: The police report says Morgan "was unable to maintain a position in a lane of traffic" while driving at 4:38AM in Manhattan. And the Manhattan DA's office also told TMZ that Morgan's story was that he was "drinking a beer at a club."
This is his second drunk driving arrest - he's on probation for a Los Angeles DUI, which could mean serious repercussions with this second offense. And in honor of Brian Fellows, here's the video of a monkey washing a cat.




"was unable to maintain a position in a lane of traffic"
he was probably just doing a one-man Critical Mass.
ok
"Live every week like it's Shark Week."
Dude obviously needs to take cabs when he goes out.
That's weird and I don't like that!
What? You don't like taking cabs?