Extra, Extra

I presume they meant to shield our eyes because Spitzer's white skin glows. That's okay, Elliot - I'm pale, too.

Philadelphia grabs New York and says, "Hey buddy, between you and me?" He looks around and whispers, "New Jersey!"

Spitzer has hardly any muscle development but he also appears to have remarkably low body fat. In many ways that's good. If he started pumping some iron and eating a lot of protein he'd be able to add some serious muscle in no time flat. It's a hell of a lot easier to add muscle if you're skinny, than it is to cut fat and then add muscle, as you'll have to do if you're carrying some extra avoirdupois.

Awesome photos! But what's going on with the sugar refinery???

(And yes, in fact, I have been on the Moon for the last few weeks, so no comments, okay?)

He looks pretty good to me. Are you suggesting there is a politician with a better body?