Oh shits. Now Anthony Bourdain is going to get all up in here and lecture you about how it's humane to tear the heads off chickens, and how they actually like receiving your sins and having their heads ripped off, and how uncultured you are because you've never torn the head off of any bird Ozzy Osbourne style.
I. P. Frealy
""What kinda God would be happy with my chicken-killin ways anyhow?.""
Lol. When you die God would be like;
GOD -"Why did you kill that chicken?".
GUY#1 -"To eat it sir"
GOD -"I understand my son, go ahead".
GOD -"Why did you kill that chicken?".
GUY#2 -"To eat it sir"
GOD -"I understand my son, go ahead".
GOD -"Why did you kill that chicken?".
GUY#3 -"To transfer my sins to it and then please you by twisting it's scrawny little neck until I ripped off the head and splattered blood all over the place!""
GOD -"SMACK! ..you fucking sick retard!".
Doubting Tom
Wow, I never heard of Kapparot.
Then again, I never heard of transferring my sins to a chicken either. Tell me, wouldn't killing the poor thing right after I just finished loading it up with all my sins be, like, ...you know ...A NEW SIN?.
I mean I can't speakout for all chickens but it sure don't sound fair to me. Convenient yes, but fair, definitely no.
What kinda God would be happy with my chicken-killin ways anyhow?.
That's a shame about the game farm. I have fond childhood memories of those little coin-operated food pellet dispensers. Even though the stuff was intended for the animals, it was actually pretty tasty. One of the Llama, one for me...
Godot
Jake, between white cocks and baggy scrotums, you sure do seem to spend a lot of time thinking about penises.
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