Airport Hoaxer Found

Aha! Authorities have found the person who planted a "suspcious" duffel bag at JFK Airport Thursday night that a bomb squad had to use the water cannon on. The AP reports that Vermont resident Peter Gonick was "accused of reckless endangerment and putting a fake bomb at a transportation facility." And know how he was found? His car was near where the bag was placed in the parking lot. Hmm, we wonder if the bomb sniffing dogs figured out the bag smelled like a nearby car. Or if the duffel bag had a tag with Gonick's name on it. The 55 year old allegedly put a powdery (nonhazardous) material in it as well as a note. One of our readers who had to deal with the suspicious-bag delays said he overheard a TSA person say the note read, "Fuck the FBI."