Gothamist: Jeanine Pirro is Having the Worst Week Ever

Ischabibel

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:23:47 -0500

I love to see a woman with moxie and this one has it. She is as passionate as anyone can be. Como is a real dope and his father ruined that Como name years ago. The last thing people want is another Como in office. Jeanine is full of fire and hot as hell, she has the nicest set of legs on any woman in office and lips that could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. I'd fuck her all night long!! Dump the hubby baby I'm ready for ya! Good luck Jeanine!

Not Amused

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:38:26 -0500

oh, By the way she is highly bangable ! I don't care how old she is . Fella's this is an older womon that at some point in the comming weeks is going to need a good hard, slow, deep, sweaty, loud fucking !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And maybe a bottle and some weed afterwards .

Not Amused

Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:31:44 -0500

Hmmmm, Her husband's a player and his dirty laundry's coming out the hamper at the worest time. This chick brought this on herself, She should have dropped him as soon as she foundout he was cheating on her . You have to think about your political future here . I hear all the time about how the women want to be respected and all that jazz. Well ladies when you all do things like this shit happens ! He realized at some point that he could get away with playing her and took full advantage of it . He's a player ladies, Don't confuse the title with athletics . She knew he was playing her and she let him do it . The good thing here is she was smart enough to hold him to the them payments per month . Everything else is just stupid .

Darrin

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:59:27 -0500

It seems like you've got to be a criminal in order to get endorsed by the GOP. Pirro was "outed" as being mobbed-up when she first ran for DA, and her tax fraud "Ooops! I didn't know!" excuse would have landed any of us in prison. (She DOES have a law degree, so playing ignorant of the law doesn't say much about her qualifications, does it?) As for the claim that Kerik "lost the Homeland Security nomination over nanny issues": no one has ever shown that there WAS a nanny. Bernie found out he was going down & made up the nanny story as a red herring. Look at the much-reduced charges that he pleaded guilty to. Nothing there about paying a nanny off the books... but much dealing with mobsters, ripping off the taxpayers, violating the public trust, income tax cheating, misuse of office... the list goes on and on. Yep... real republican "values" here. This fish stinks from the head on down.

D'Angelo

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 17:35:52 -0500

Hillary didn't call Bernie Kerik. She dealt with it, stayed married and is now going for her second term as an US Senator. Because Hillary looked at the bigger picture. I think it's important to note that Hillary is married to Bill freakin' Clinton! Pirro is married to some douche-bag. Hillary obviously realized that Bill Clinton is a big part of the big picture, whereas Pirro would be better off without her husband.

grif

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 16:48:24 -0500

She's got poor judgement, mob ties and a Lee Press-On face. Full disclosure: I'm Irish and have two toilets.

aileen

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 15:08:15 -0500

#24- "Two toilet Irish"? What does that even mean?

I am not Star Jones

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:34:18 -0500

Does anyone remember what Hillary did when she found about Bill's escapades with Monica Lewinsky? Hillary didn't call Bernie Kerik. She dealt with it, stayed married and is now going for her second term as an US Senator. Because Hillary looked at the bigger picture. I won't speculate on her reasons for doing so but she did. And Jeanine didn't. And may be intellectually incapable of doing so. EVER. This revelation isn't about women or invasion of privacy -- it's about a blind spot that she has when it comes to her career and her husband. It seems to me she believes she can TRULY have it all -- shady & wealthy felonious husband, successful political career, an intact family life and she hasn't realized yet that one of those may have to be sacrificed. Now, here's a question -- if Bernie Kerik's phone calls were being taped when are the phone calls between Bernie and Rudy going to be released to the public? Cause I have the popcorn ready for those!

pugsley

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:15:49 -0500

Andrew Cuomo's always reminded me of Herman Munster with a perm.

La Leone

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 14:03:50 -0500

REALITY CHECK, I understand your annoyance over her looks being debated, but both her looks AND her agenda are being skewered. Why? Because we women get critiqued like this by myraid men, many times, every day. And sometimes by other women. It only magnifies if you are in the public eye, politically or otherwise. I don't see why you are surprised. This post simply reflects what women are unfairly subjected to every day. Sadly, is this news to any of us? And I only said she was cock-eyed so I could also get in a jab about her husband's cock as well. Plus I like saying the word "cock." Unfortunately, your sentiment is lost upon the commenters on gothamist, and also upon most men in general.

REALITY CHECK

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:33:05 -0500

Who cares what she looks like? Women are sometimes pretty, sometimes ugly, it occurs all the time. Have none of you ever seen a woman before? Get over it. The issues are supposed to be what's relevant. And since she supports illegal wiretapping, she shouldn't be AG, because her own motives supersede any principles. The more people like that we put in power, the more dangerous things will become.

bklynd

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 13:28:41 -0500

You know, I was wondering what the fuck the Clinton flap was over the weekend, seeing all the Post front pages and all. (I assumed it was a fairly "fake" controversy, since the Times didn't cover it.) Thanks to these comments I can go find it on YouTube. You'd have to be a moron to think that Clinton looks bad in that interview. Matthews starts by quoting Bin Laden's statements as though they are a valid criticism of the U.S. actions! ("Yeah, well, Bin Laden said that it was proof the U.S. was weak...") It's really sad that after all of the obvious failures of the Bush administration that so many conservatives still have this religious fervor. Seriously, what will it take to leave fantasyland behind and tune in to reality?

Picador

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:40:19 -0500

F*ck this bitch for playing the "I’m standing up for women" card. I hope she loses the election and dies soon after.

anonymass

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:21:45 -0500

She's got the semi-cross-eyed Cheri Oteri look about her. Still hot though. The irony of an AG who finds conspiracy 'above the law' is delicious. Of course she'll get elected.

La Leone

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:50:37 -0500

I do not support Jeanine Pirro politically, but somehow the wire-tapping angle doesn't seem too out there for me. There is no fury like an (Italian) woman scorned. It is unfortunate that she always appears cock-eyed in photographs. It is also unfortunate that her husband always appears to have his cock-inside - somebody else. If he can't keep it in his pants, he should be more on the DL.

Elderta

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:40:35 -0500

dan... you are so right. I've seen Green speak a number of times over the past few years, and he's passionate, but he's got the hack, it's true. However, he did edit a solid book on progressive issues under his "New Democracy Project" impetus back in 2004. I went to a conference at NYU that was sponsored by the NDP, pretty good. Green loves to talk, though. Hey, I went to your site... I know one of your actresses from Billionaires for Bush. Small world. She's got a lot of blood on her!

AT

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:37:53 -0500

Memo to Pirro: You have an unhealthy obsession with gonads. Terribly sorry your husband can't keep it in his pants, but that's no excuse for stupidity. In the meantime, come up with a better reason I should vote for you than the fact that you have ovaries. Your ovaries did not get a law degree. Yours, etc.etc. In other news, welcome to Gothamist, astroturfers! In the interest of full disclosure, how much do your bosses pay you to pop by and shill your propaganda?

dan soda

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:21:11 -0500

elderta, if you don't like "political hacks" then i would think that you'd dislike mark green. the guy is not only a professional political, but he can't seem to win an election and, as far as i know, doesn't have a single interesting idea.

Elderta

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:15:18 -0500

I'm seriously considering not even voting for AG this year. Is that wrong? Mark Green gets on my nerves, too, but at least he's always a scrappy little fighter. Can anybody convince me to vote for Cuomo or Pirro? A blogging friend of mine thinks Pirro has been been somewhat effective in Westchester, but still, I don't want to have to hear about her husband's faux pas all the time. And Cuomo? Two words always come to mind with him: political hack. Sigh.

Brightliner

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:58:51 -0500

It seems so many of today's elections come down to a choice for the lesser of two evils. You have to love the expression in those two pictures above, though. It's like, "What am I supposed to do?" Hey, lady, if you don't know, don't expect my vote.

Ace

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:48:11 -0500

I voted for Charlie King too

ethos

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:35:48 -0500

What IS it with these Repubs & their love for wiretapping?

Max

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:34:45 -0500

I will not repeat the really tacky parts of Come on Now (whom I assume is the same person as Mon. B) but this was just too rich: "The fact is that he wasn't given the usual imperial treatment by a member of the press and got all riled over it. Simple as that." hahahaha Gannon, paid hacks, signed loyalty oaths, segregated and controlled crowds- of the list goes on. Dont even try to talk about "imperial Treatment" and the difference in the way our media has treated Bill and George. Unlesss you feel that a blow job is a worse crime than making shit up that lead to the deaths of thousands- which hey, maybe you do. Back on topic, I caught a bit of her press conference and was stunned by her self importance and twisted logic. Saying that it wasn't the business of the Feds to get into her family life- whaaaa? Investigators investigate- your problem that you are married to a crook. And then essentially blasting them for actions she "wanted" to use. And that I am sure has used in the daily workings of her office against other people- such self entitlement. I am no fan of Cuomo- but plan on voting for him so as to avoid having a DA who just stinks of being the Italian version of the "Two Toilet Irish" with everything that implies. And don't gget me started on Kerik

djca

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:26:25 -0500

She looks like the actress playing Malcom's mother in Malcolm in the Middle.

dan soda

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:16:49 -0500

agreed, anomalous. it's only the rabid, wacko extreme right wingers who think that clinton came off badly during his interview with chris wallace. back on topic... pirro is yet another example of morally-challenged republicans so hungry for power that they're willing to destroy themselves in the process. keep it up, repubs!

hr

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:14:22 -0500

WORST FACELIFT EVER Between her and Rosanna Scotto, i don't know who is more scary.

anomalous

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 10:06:03 -0500

Whether or not Clinton acted presidential is irrelevant -he hasn't been president in six years. He and Fox had an agreement that Fox violated in yet another attempt to smear him so he was justifiably pissed off. However, what does Bill Clinton's behavior have to do with Jeanine Pirro's continued incompetence in running for AG? Her candidacy is becoming a joke which leaves New York with self-aggrandizing political hack Andrew Cuomo as the likely next AG.

kitten

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:58:42 -0500

If she wants to stand up for women everywhere she should divorce that loser of a husband. Then she should still not be elected as AG because she was going to illegally wiretap someone. Hello!

Come on Now

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:54:47 -0500

Wipe off your lips and get up off your knees, Soda Boy. No matter how you view Clinton, he did make a fool of himself. Not very Presidential whatsoever -- go ahead now, insert your Bush joke. The fact is that he wasn't given the usual imperial treatment by a member of the press and got all riled over it. Simple as that. Now his little lady has to spend the week letting us know how tough and strong he is, or was.

Tim N.

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:44:23 -0500

The way she seethes and squirms... she's hot. You know, here you have a woman who's married to a guy who's mobbed to the eyeballs, and who wants to be *attorney general* for crying out loud, and everyone stands around and wonders why she's crashing and burning every single day. One has to wonder about the good voters in Westchester who kept re-electing her DA for all those terms. Either she did a better job of hiding the husband, or Al got some of his "friends" to help with the election (and you thought the Democrats had a hammerlock on such activity). I can't hardly wait to see what happens to her today. As for her coming out, yeah, it could give her a bump (no pun intended) but if she admits she's gay she can kiss that national GOP money goodbye. On the other hand, that ship may have already sailed.

Lee Nelson

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:42:12 -0500

She isn't hot. I miss Bill. I read this blog all the time now, it seems to frequently pop up on Google News as one of the top 3 articles in a category. So..her husband was found guilty of hiding money. $1.2 Million. (If i hid $10 from my wife she'd know.) I was under the impression that the role of Attorney General included being the main legal advisor to the state. Why didn't she advise her husband: "Hey Playa....that 1.2 Mill you have been hiding? I recommend you unhide it to avoid criminal charges"

S.D.

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:38:35 -0500

I LMAO when I heard the news. She's a decent D.A., but her political campaigns are one joke after another...

dan soda

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:30:29 -0500

clinton's didn't make as ass of himself. in a very dignified manner, he skewered chris wallace, who came off like a parody of a conservative, biased fox news on-air personality. i think that pirro continuining to run is great. she keeps making her chances of winning worse and worse, and won't drop out. it's yet another sign that the repubs are doommed. keep it up, pirro!

Monsieur Balance

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:04:17 -0500

Hey Jen: How come we get a gleeful, trashy feature on Pirro, but didn't get jack-shit when President Clinton made an ass out of himself last weekend? We could have had a poll on who is the bigger man: Mr. Clinton, or his wife, who's been fighting his battle with Condi all week. God.

hah

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:22:52 -0500

She kind of looks like an older Eva Longoria, sometimes... In any case, she's a scumbag for playing dumb with the hubby's tax evasion/fraud case (she signed joint returns that were bogus, then claimed she didn't realize what she was signing). Pretty weak claim for any lawyer, but for a DA... Her personal screwups are no match though for her screwups while in ofice. The biggest and worst of those is the case of Richard DiGuglielmo. See here and here for all the details.

NeatEngine

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:14:40 -0500

And I actually agree with this quote from Edward Cox - the son-in-law of former President Nixon: "The fact that she would think about doing this to her husband raises questions about her judgment and about whether you want that individual as attorney general."

Bob A Booey

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:07:04 -0500

She looks hot???? Only if you are in botox & plastic surgery

Jen

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:06:20 -0500

I think I agree with most of all of the above - she's a tough monkey, she should admit she's gay, the AG race is a snooze. (I still think she looks scary, though.) The only "downside" to these tapes is how she belittles the position of AG, because it just brings up how she's not taken very seriously in her own party, mostly due to her husband. Which is sad, yet typical. I'd like to think that a male candidate with a tax-evading wife would get equally raked over the coals.

NeatEngine

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:52:06 -0500

I agree with Elderta. The AG race this year is very disappointing. If Pirro is talking about bugging her own husband, what's to stop her from bugging the public? (Saying it's legal because it's private proerpty still doesn't make me feel comfortable.) And I feel Cuomo is running on the coat-tails of his father.

Dave H.

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 06:30:10 -0500

If I were her campaign manager or chief of staff I would tell her there's only one viable option: admit that she is gay. Gay gay super-lesbian gay. Now get off her back, she's trying to run a serious campaign. Let's focus on the issues here!

David Topping

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:14:02 -0500

test

Ben Dover

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:31:39 -0500

I happen to be an expert on reading peoples body language and the look on Pirros face in the two pics up above strongly suggest a woman who has been holdong in a powerful fart for too long.

dilbot

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 01:13:51 -0500

I'm sorry. I've got to say it. For her age she is smoking hot!

family cirkus

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:32:35 -0500

don't blame me, I wanted Charlie King. I also didn't understand her reply on why she still stays with her husband. She said it was for the children. well, her child is a teen. I think he could handle it. Especially with a mother like that.

pugsley

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:25:41 -0500

doesn't sound like she did anything wrong. If anything it shows that she is a tough monkey. The botox treatments are also looking better than ever. I think she finally figured out the right dosage. Will be interesting to see who was behind leaking the information.

Elderta

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 00:23:58 -0500

Her husband is toxic. And so is she. But that just leaves Cuomo. :( Sorry, not a big fan of his. I don't think neither would really fight for the people.