A follow up to the story about the relatively fashionable and young bankrobbing duo: It turns out they are brother and sister and have robbed a total of three places this month. And what's more, Joe Kirby and Shemini Kirby were arrested after the cops staked out a methadone clinic when Joe was getting treatment. The Daily News reports that 20th Precinct cops suspected that the robbers were drug addicts, and once they busted Joe, he turned and agreed to call his sister and tell him to meet her to rob a bank on West 57th. Must have been desperate times to give up his sister. Joe, who did the robbing, and Shemini, who was lookout, robbed Independence Bank, North Fork Bank, and Commerce Bank branches this month - and all these banks seem to be ones with the "friendlier" style set-ups.
Again, both the Post and News noted their fashion sense while robbing the banks and how Joe looks like Ashton Kutcher.




"Hipster"
You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Looks more like K-Fed in the picture.
Looks more like white trash to me.
Inigo, my thoughts exactly.
They certainly don't look like any hipsters I've ever seen. . .
. . . and I live in Williamsburg.
Stop snitching!
Wasn't there a Law & Order that had a similar plot?
Where will I get my dope now? This guy was my dealer. I hate the police!
Where will I get my dope now? This guy was my dealer. I hate the police!
thankfully he'll be off the streets and enjoying a free education, 3 meals a day and drugs galore in a federal prison.
Desperate? Eh, I would turn on my sibling in three seconds flat.
"he turned and agreed to call his sister and tell him to meet her to rob a bank on West 57th."
Incorrect pronouns makes this difficult to read - should be "tell her to meet him".
make not makes
make, not makes