-- Dobkin Sr. uses a legal loophole to keep Tivoli Gardens in Crown Heights rent controlled through 2024. That's some good lawyering.
-- Speaking of housing law, what happens "When Your Landlord is a Cat?"
-- We've always said that yellow taxis needed more frogs.
-- Has Verizon wired your building with fiber optic cable? We're still using DSL over copper wires like suckers!
-- Ok, this pomeranian cuteness is getting completely out of hand.
-- Did you know that in 1936, when the city's pools opened, they were for swimming, and not seeing the Shins?
-- Ex-NY Stock Exchange president Dick Grasso is 50% woman! That must be why he's so sexy.
-- In related rich-guy news, bonuses on Wall Street are supposed to be vomit-inducingly large this year.
-- There's something so existential about doing graffiti murals on traincars, knowing they'll be erased a couple of hours later.
-- Most pointless web project ever? Definitely. Coffee Association of America propaganda? Probably.
-- Aw man... somebody threw out a perfectly good white boy.
Excellent fake tilt-shift image from Ray Olivares' The Little Apple set on Flickr.
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