Extra, Extra

-- Attention players: Gridskipper has a good list of bars where East Village waitresses hang out. Good hunting!
-- Kottke is on assignment in the midwest, and spotted this sausage shaped like a beer bottle. Is there hope for our frankfurter-shaped-beer-bottle idea?
-- You've probably seen this already, but this Canon in D on the guitar is great. [Via DG.]
-- Hilary is coming out against the park-condos (pondos? parondos?) in Brooklyn. Right on!
-- Tasty, tasty mini-cows! We could go for some mini-fries with those.
-- The Miss Rockaway Armada takes it first test-sail by moonlight. So far, no hipster-fatalities!
-- Fred Wilson gives some timely advice: you're an idiot to bike without a helmet.
-- Is it really "Baby the Corpse Flower Day" in Brooklyn? Is Fetid Garbage Can day next?
-- No more night-school at the city's public schools. That sort of reminds us of Night Court-- and why hasn't Harry Anderson acted in five years?
-- Bernie Kerik's next assignment: Guyana! He's going to need some lighter suits.
-- A SoHo woman is suing a "pet-cremation company" for three million. Apparently they used a picture of her deceased pooches without her permission. Note to Getty Images: Thompson is interested in modeling work. Nudity is no problem!
-- Union-busting rats: now 25% bigger!

Su Casa Es Bruce Casa, by WebChango on Flickr.