Extra, Extra

- Seriously, why does it seem like public libraries are always closed? The News investigates.
- Today was the Singaporean Chili Crab Festival in Brooklyn. Yum.
- The Times ponders the sudden building boom in our city's cultural institutions. Check out the slideshow if you like architectural porn.
- The strike is over at American Girl Place.
- Busted! A Parks Department worker was caught after stealing a woman's watch while she was sitting in her parked car!
- SHOCKING! Under age folk get into three out of four nightclubs! Cops say they will do something!
- Marilyn Monroe has been reincarnated in Toronto?
- David Berkowitz doesn't want parole. We can live with that.
- American Airlines is suing a customer for complaining too much.
- Yawn. The Post goes all gawkerstalker in oh so hot, hot Brooklyn.

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