Gothamist: Eau de Jeter

maia

Thu, 03 Aug 2006 14:47:10 -0500

Um, can we rename *THIS* post "Idiot of the week?"

b

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:48:46 -0500

at least he'll have something to do in the post-season.

sniffy

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 18:32:41 -0500

if it smells like Jeter, it smells like cock

Schwety

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 17:43:55 -0500

I heard it actually smells like Jeter's sweaty balls and underarm musk with a touch of toe cheese. Atheletes never conjure up images of smelling good.

nyc

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 16:59:01 -0500

Seems like derek needs a hair cut. Seems a little afro-puffy to me, makes his forehead look weird. what it is it 5" high?!?!?

Jen

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 16:53:06 -0500

Oops - "basketball" is right above "baseball" in our category tags. Will change! And I forgot to mention that there would jokes about his terrible sense of style. This suit is not bad relative to the other outfits he's worn out of Yankee Stadium.

bigtimetopbanana

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 16:47:00 -0500

sorry.... couldn't resist.... had to be the first... Eau Dear

manahatta

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 16:43:35 -0500

Why is it tagged 'basketball'? He plays baseball.

tien

Wed, 02 Aug 2006 16:34:31 -0500

i wanna break out a checkers set to play on his suit.