-- Some horrible New Jersey douchebags massacred 50 seagulls on Tuesday night. Let's hope the gulls figure out a way to get even.
-- Speaking of massacres, the P.S. 64 facade is being hammered off this weekend. The demolition of St. Brigid's, however, has been stayed by a judge.
-- Huzzah: Jesse Oxfeld is no longer sleeping in the gutter! He's now going to be sleeping in the offices of New York Magazine.
-- There have been two heroin overdoses in the last week down in LES-- but cops say it's not anything to be alarmed about. Phew!
-- Anthony Bourdain has escaped from Lebanon-- check out his insightful article at Salon.
-- Regarding all the police activity in Jamaica today, the wires are saying it was a garage collapse that killed one person and injured another.
-- Good news for Battery Park City: Goldman Sachs isn't going to shut down the UA Regal theater.
-- This is super-cute: Jon proposed to his girlfriend on his photoblog.
-- Wackness: cops are giving out tickets to bikers for riding across part of the Brooklyn Bridge. If that makes you angry, maybe you should go to Critical Mass tonight-- the monthly bikers demonstration meets at 7pm at Union Square North.

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