Gothamist: How To Get Evicted Part 34: Urine-Flinging

La Leone

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:46:42 -0500

Oops I meant Mighty Morphin Power Pee-er

La Leone

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:41:17 -0500

That's ok interlard, I can help. For some stupid reason I AM actually good at this. His superhero name should maybe be: Super Pee/HIV-Free Man Captain Power Pee Mighty Morhin Power Pee And certainly his Clark Kent alter ego should be I.P. Freely

S.D.

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 10:08:42 -0500

"But did he yell "Fuchs you!" while he was dumping it?" ... Damn, Brightliner, you beat me to it...

mickster

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 09:14:50 -0500

All I could think of is: How long did it take him to fill a bucket of urine and how long did it have to sit and reek in his apartment? Or did he have a piss party? Is it just his urine or did friends contribute. Ah just piss off.

ryan

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 07:22:58 -0500

I'm going to suggest something like HIV-I-P and hope that someone can design a good costume, since I can't.

interlard

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 19:29:39 -0500

It must be so difficult to get along with normal people when you're the next step in human evolution. This Fuchs guy must be like an X-Man. Although Magneto would beat his HIV-resistant piss any day. What would his X-Man name be? Captain No-HIV-pee? Immune-Wee Man? AIDS-piss-away-o? I'm not very good at this.

Brightliner

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:59:12 -0500

But did he yell "Fuchs you!" while he was dumping it?

I hate NY

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:58:45 -0500

He shouldn't be evicted. He should go to jail. And the contruction worker should sue him for $10 million for emotional damages. This is New York after all.

Kojak

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:35:58 -0500

As Per Wikipedia: "Fresh urine is sterile and may be used as an antiseptic - for the sterilization, the urine has to flow directly from the urethra onto the wound." I really don't see the problem. He shouldn’t be evicted. Also the construction worker should be honored that Fuchs poured his HIV resistant urine on his person. He is indeed blessed.

Mothra

Sun, 23 Jul 2006 18:25:35 -0500

what, no urinetown joke?