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President Bush was on Long Island earlier for the merchant marines graduation. And like a good Mayor (and Republican?), Mayor Bloomberg went to JFK Airport to greet the Commander in Chief. Now, the NY Times has captioned this AP Photo with:
Bush Greets Bloomberg With a BackslapIf only Bloomberg was greeting Bush with a bitchslap! Anyway, we'd like to offer up a few alternate captions:
The president had a quick meeting with Mayor Bloomberg on the tarmac at J.F.K. International Airport before speaking to graduates of the Merchant Marines Academy in Kings Point, N.Y.
- "Your hands are so soft, what lotion do you use?"
- "Get your hands off me, Cootie Man!"
- "Does this mean you'll have the 2008 Republican National Convention in NYC?"
- "Tell me more about this 'terrorist threat' to NYC."
Join the fun and tell us what it looks like they are talking about in comments!
Photograph by Charles Dharapak/AP
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I decided not to go with the "I can't quit you" caption, though someone else certainly can!
um. your fly is down.
"Hey Mike, how did you manage to be a dis-associate yourself from the Republicans? I need to do that. They haven't got a clue!"
"That Andrea Schwartz better keep her mouth shut or she's goin' in the dirt."
You don't want to watch this clip.
"Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to perform a service."
"I want to fuck your lights out."
I gotta get me one of those tv channels like you got. Bush TV, sounds good, right?
"Oh George, can you just move your hands up a tiny bit? Ahhhh....that's the spot..."
"Mike, If you ever do that again with Laura, I'll have to tan your fanny..."
Who's your daddy?
"Cheney taught me a thing or two about alternative lifestyles."
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You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.
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"You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."
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You have no real enemies.