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President Bush was on Long Island earlier for the merchant marines graduation. And like a good Mayor (and Republican?), Mayor Bloomberg went to JFK Airport to greet the Commander in Chief. Now, the NY Times has captioned this AP Photo with:

Bush Greets Bloomberg With a Backslap

The president had a quick meeting with Mayor Bloomberg on the tarmac at J.F.K. International Airport before speaking to graduates of the Merchant Marines Academy in Kings Point, N.Y.
If only Bloomberg was greeting Bush with a bitchslap! Anyway, we'd like to offer up a few alternate captions:
- "Your hands are so soft, what lotion do you use?"
- "Get your hands off me, Cootie Man!"
- "Does this mean you'll have the 2008 Republican National Convention in NYC?"
- "Tell me more about this 'terrorist threat' to NYC."

Join the fun and tell us what it looks like they are talking about in comments!

Photograph by Charles Dharapak/AP

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By Jen Chung in on June 19, 2006 1:22 PM

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  • prilosec - prilosec

    You have no real enemies.

  • prilosec - prilosec

    "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."

    -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Study in Scarlet"

  • realtones - realtones

    You plan things that you do not even attempt because of your extreme caution.

  • trenchcoatjedi

    "Cheney taught me a thing or two about alternative lifestyles."

  • cynic

    Who's your daddy?

  • diabolix

    "Mike, If you ever do that again with Laura, I'll have to tan your fanny..."

  • "Oh George, can you just move your hands up a tiny bit? Ahhhh....that's the spot..."

  • I gotta get me one of those tv channels like you got. Bush TV, sounds good, right?

  • kris koors

    "I want to fuck your lights out."

  • "Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to perform a service."

  • $7 million

    You don't want to watch this clip.

  • rfid4dna

    "That Andrea Schwartz better keep her mouth shut or she's goin' in the dirt."

  • bigtimetopbanana

    "Hey Mike, how did you manage to be a dis-associate yourself from the Republicans? I need to do that. They haven't got a clue!"

  • will

    um. your fly is down.

  • Jen

    I decided not to go with the "I can't quit you" caption, though someone else certainly can!

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