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The city's best known borough president, Brooklyn's Marty Markowitz, had stent surgery yesterday after pain and discomfort on Saturday. Stent surgery is also known as "pre-heart attack" surgery, and the AP reported that the stents were put in two arteries. And if we venture to guess what was in them, we'd have to say a combination of Junior's cheesecake, Coney Island hot dogs, and pizza from Totonno. Marty, though, wanted to let his people know he's okay:
"I want all Brooklynites and New Yorkers to know that I'm doing great and feeling fine, and can't wait to get back to work for Brooklyn. I guess I'm now a member of one of the largest 60-plus groups in America - the stent club."Stent surgery is pretty common, so Marty should be back on his feet in no time. But will he bring back Lighten Up Brooklyn?
Wikipedia on stents.
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back on his feet and illegally parking all over the borough!
What the hell does he do anyway?
What the hell does he do anyway?
I heard he gets paid over 120 grand! He's a major asshole, too.
Speaking of lightening up and cutting the fat -- let's lighten the city's budget and do away with the useless borough president positions. Each BP gets $120k+ a year, offices, cars, and a budget to use as a nice slush fund to employ friends and grease palms.
Ribbon cuttings, kissing babies, getting free stuff, and that's about all they do. It's not like a real county executive position like outside the city, where a county exec runs the county. We have a mayor for that, and a semi-useful city council (who could also stand to lose a few).