Extra, Extra

- Famous Fat Dave is the only guy who could turn a car accident into a beef jerky occasion.
- Gotham Gal puts street fairs "under the category of city pests like rats, pigeons and cockroaches."
- Brownstoner commenters report from Crown Heights: "Crack everywhere between Atlantic and Eastern and east of Grand Avenue till the horizon."
- Ambush! Tom Suozzi got up in Eliot Spitzer's grille over the weekend.
- Still no sign of the child kidnapped from a tattoo parlor in the Bronx yesterday.
- Apparently there's a "secret lobster list" at OG in the East Village. Lockhart Steele told us that "secret shellfish is totally the new black."
- Class warfare breaks out at that crappy park in Brooklyn Heights. Viva!
- Curse you, Loki! We missed the Norwegian Day Parade!
Buffed I Love You from Streetsy.


