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- Eualia Rodriguez used to knock on people's doors and ask for a cup of sugar. Then when the door was unlocked she'd step aside and let her armed 14-person crew pillage the apartment.

- The Post provides a compendium of subway sicko stories.

- Even better, Murdoch's kiddies find themselves an anonymous Stuy graduate who takes other people's SATs for cash and leave the tape recorder on.

- Looking back at another Guttman owned disaster.

- Only 2 percent of all meat sold is designated U.S.D.A. Prime which means there is a "constant hustle among the city's top steakhouses to secure the best cuts."

- A man was busted yesterday with more than 200 pounds of cocaine in his bedroom closet.

- Bloomie talks one talk about gun control, but his pocketbook seems to be saying something else.

- Isn't the headline "BODY IN CAR WAS MAN DRIVEN TO SUICIDE BY LONELINESS" a little redundant?

- And, uhm, gross.

Step Aside by bhaggs via Contribute.

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Anything that is bad for standarized tests is good for America. Given the fact that standarized tests are a waste of time and one of the reasons the educational system is in the crapper. One scam deserves another!

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What a tight fit. I hate rush hour.

A cup of sugar? That is so awesome! That is like promising to pay Tuesday for a hamburger today and then jacking the register.

And 200 lbs of coke! Was he Tony Montana?

“Police said that Andrew Ettelson, 40…”

“Ettelson, a Class of 1971 Harvard alum…”

perhaps being a precocious five-year-old makes you suicidal.

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