Gothamist: Cecil the Cat On the Mend

Buster Howard

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 19:09:28 -0500

Oh my god!!!!!!!That is hilarious. Man! In the summer I found this cat on the street. I picked it up, and played with it. Then for some odd reasons, I started getting erections. Weird! Then I had an urging feeling to beat up the cat. So I took a metal pipe, crushed it onto his spine. I then grabbed him, started choking the hell out of him, then threw it head first to the ground. It was scared, and his eyes became wide. I thought it was disrespecting me so I punished it some more. I went inside, grabbed a plastic bag, and put the cat inside. I poured gasoline all over the cat, took a lighter I stole from this nigger, then lit it on fire. I quickly tied the bag and dumped him in the trash can and watched the show. Then my erection went away. Teehee!!!

re: trolling

Fri, 12 May 2006 20:04:00 -0500

Ah, the internet: bringing out the bratty five year old in all of us.

rev pays

Fri, 12 May 2006 18:58:17 -0500

No need to euthanize Cecil. He's mending up well, as shown by the blog pictures when they found him. He's a kitten and should live. Especailly after the abuse he's been through.

Brightliner

Fri, 12 May 2006 18:14:48 -0500

You have to understand that this is coming from "hr," who once boasted here on Gothamist that he did something similar to a kitten (wrapped a cord around its neck and threw it out the window). This is nothing he hasn't seen or done before. He also loves to troll, because it's the only thing he's good at. An old girlfriend once said you should never trust anyone who hates animals. It's good advice.

argh

Fri, 12 May 2006 16:35:39 -0500

hugely agree with the euthanasia suggestion. it would be the humane thing to do.

cat owner

Fri, 12 May 2006 16:11:55 -0500

not flame-baiting or trolling, but i am actually sincerely of the opinion that this cat should be euthanized.

Vin

Fri, 12 May 2006 15:45:09 -0500

That's right, blame it on Fridays, you must be so proud of yourself.

hr

Fri, 12 May 2006 15:32:46 -0500

Vin: it's not. i'm bored at work and it's just too easy to get people riled up and amazing how people just can't read things and actually believe what people write ... but then feel the need to let them know how displeased they are with what they have written. it's called trolling, and you bit the bait.

J

Fri, 12 May 2006 15:27:42 -0500

Makes me hate people..

Vin

Fri, 12 May 2006 15:05:59 -0500

hr, how the heck is this remotely funny? Is it funny if the same thing happens to you, moron?

hr

Fri, 12 May 2006 15:00:36 -0500

too funny

Teo

Fri, 12 May 2006 14:53:29 -0500

Oh my god. It's people responsible for things like this that are going to burn in hell.