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<title>firerune80</title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2006 16:51:27 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;david blaine is ok but criss angel is the devil&apos;s son! and he&apos;s cool&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>mc</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2006 16:49:48 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;did you see this guy&apos;s friggin&apos; card tricks. they are crazy.
the water tank pales in comparison. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>David Blaine</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 21:47:18 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Poof!
There is a such thing as the Easter Bunny.
You have to believe.....&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>hot</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 16:51:01 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I sense most of the haters are men who are jealous of the fact that so many women think Blaine is HOT stuff.......&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Moe Golden</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 13:08:39 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;re: my &quot;that must be why the models like him&quot; comment....
although I wasn&apos;t being sarcastic, I should have included, &quot;although models aren&apos;t necessarily great arbiters of morality.&quot;  I actually thought about adding that a moment after I had posted it...


anyhow, my point was... maybe that&apos;s why women are attracted to the guy.   &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>utw</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 12:30:49 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I just discovered him through this stunt and am so impressed with the man, would love to meet him - he sure to be interesting  and intriguing and weird, pushing the limits and all.
Modern age Strongman - you can&apos;t beat that in sexappeal! His body and strength is astounding. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>ABC Girl</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 09:44:35 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I felt a surge of respect towards David Blaine last night when I caught the last 10 minutes of his show. He had a goal-- to entertain and astound-- and he has the ability to get people to root for him. Do I understand why he chooses these stunts? Do I really care? No, but you have to give the guy credit for doing stuff that gets people&apos;s attention-- and he accomplishes this in a positive way. He&apos;s not driving with his baby in his lap or molesting little boys at his Neverland Ranch or in the middle of a messy publicized divorce...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>mihow</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 09:43:07 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Here are a few images of the crowd last night Not many. Pretty lame. &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Scout</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 09:32:59 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;And after reading the some of the guy&apos;s journals, he actually comes off as a pretty reasonable role model and positive influence. maybe that&apos;s why the model ladies like him so.

Surely this is a joke, right?  The model ladies like him because he&apos;s a positive influence?  Because they&apos;re so interested in being positive influences, right?  With the eating disorders, drug use, conspicuous consumption and general good will towards others.  That&apos;s what you meant, right? Sure it is!(you were supposed to read it in Stewie&apos;s voice)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>S.D.</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 09:14:57 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;&quot;I was hoping he might die.&quot;?
Nice. 

If you don&apos;t like David Blaine, just ignore him. Me, Not a Fan, but I sure don&apos;t wish him to Die. 

Die? Oh C&apos;mon...
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<title>jackblack</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 09:13:50 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;The reason people hate this guy is cause it&apos;s just an illusion and the dude proclaims to do it for real and then give the defense that it&apos;s entertainment. It&apos;s just like rooting for Barry Bonds to pass Hank Aaron&apos;s record for Home Runs even thought you know Bonds does steroids.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Moe Golden</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 04:04:12 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Really, what a jaded bunch here.

Blaine certainly knows illusions, but he also studies human endurance.  Being that he is said to be uniquely adept at slowing his metabolism and heartrate down, i tend to believe every aspect of his stunts that concern endurance. And after reading the some of the guy&apos;s journals, he actually comes off as a pretty reasonable role model and positive influence.   maybe that&apos;s why the model ladies like him so.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>kevin</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 02:32:26 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;i don&apos;t understand all the blaine-hating :( &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>pPod</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 02:27:39 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;David Blaine got most of you people to watch him do his stunt. I&apos;d say you guys are the losers, not him!  &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Harry Houdini</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 00:52:38 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Hey kids, you do realize Harry Houdini also cheated a bit (look him up). The whole point was the show. If there was an internet back in his day, you&apos;d be hating on him, too. Cheating or no, Blaine still got wet.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>gazela</title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 00:45:19 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I was at the met tonight and during the intermissions most of the house was out watching a guy in a bubble.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>catfan</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 23:48:37 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;not to get all paranoid suspicious, but it&apos;s pretty convenient that he failed at like 7 minutes.  since the attempt wasn&apos;t certified by any freediving organization, it wouldn&apos;t have counted as a world record.  that would have gotten some press stories about how he was a pussy, and maybe cheated by breathing pure oxygen.  this way, he goes down as a hero in a valiant attempt.  what a sucka! 

read more here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4964488.stm&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jack dong</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 23:45:07 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Dear Toiletbowlman, Your name is toiletbowlman... also I fucked your mother in her ass.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>toiletbowlman</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 23:35:42 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Dear Jack Dong:
hate to break it to you but you&apos;re the real reason this country has NAVY seals....&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jack dong</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 23:11:40 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Did you Hear? the dude trained with NAVY seals and practiced in a tank full of live sharks!!! LOL! what a dick! and all that for nothing. the dude was in that tank for 7 days and gets all that TV money for accomplishing nothing but taking a really long bath. I hope his next trick will be to go the longest without taking a shit. It would be pretty cool. they can have a webcam focused on his anus and sphincter 24/7 to prove that his bowels will not move. That would be real magic.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>JO Daddy</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 23:07:23 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Yo Jo
That&apos;s not nice. I&apos;m gonna hold my breath until you take back that &quot;monkey balls&quot; comment. The correct term is &quot;primate.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Dick Cheney</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 22:49:37 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Did you hear...?
George Bush gets to use the tank next! Yee Haw!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>JO Mamm</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 22:49:30 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;YES!!!! the dude sucks monkey balls!!!! David Blaine SUCKS!!! He doesn&apos;t have any game to be a playa so we can&apos;t playa hate. I&apos;m David Blaine, TWA.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>E.R</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 22:09:06 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;those doctors were bad actors, i loved the way he checked the syringe for bubbles like three times just to make it overly dramatic. i wonder how much money this made him, if for the london bit he got aprox 600,000 pounds.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>me</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 22:04:04 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;jean
&quot;Yay, he failed. I was hoping he might die.&quot;
what kind of person celebrates failure and wishes death for something like this?
plus, you just spent two hours watching this &quot;lame event&quot;.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>tj</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:55:32 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;nope. he did not do it.  they had to pull him out of the tank.  &lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Jean</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:54:55 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;He did not.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>stephanie berger</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:51:40 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;i missed it.  did he or did he not hold his breath for 9 minutes?&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Jean</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:48:23 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Yay, he failed. I was hoping he might die. I am surprised that Jen didn&apos;t live blog this lame event.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>zak</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:45:40 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;BOO-URNS!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>ken</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:29:39 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;you are all a bunch of player haters. david blaine is the man!

although I will admit that if he felt like he was going to suffer irreparable damage I have no doubt he&apos;d exit on the spot.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>moneyfornothing</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 21:18:48 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Holy shit what a bunch of whiners.  If I were you I&apos;d ask for a refund from David.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jenna terrorcon</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 19:34:30 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Remember Michael Jackson at the Mtv movie awards getting his &quot;Artist of the Millenium&quot; award saying that he Loved David Blaine and that his magic was &quot;real&quot;. That&apos;s all you need to know about David Blaine. If MJ loves his ass then you know what he&apos;s about.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Whatever</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 19:26:06 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;So David Blaine is kind of a loser.  Here&apos;s why i think this &quot;medical report&quot; is planned:  If they&apos;re going to put the chains on him in the tank, then he stays connected to the air supply mask (instead of breathing outside air).  While they add the chains, his accomplices switch the air from the hose to pure oxygen, he loads up on the O2, and then he could hold his breath a whole longer.  WEAK!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Kevin Walsh</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 19:21:45 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;It&apos;s a work. He&apos;s an illusionist, not a daredevil. No way he actually holds his breath 9 minutes; he&apos;s making it look like he is.

www.forgotten-ny.com&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>haters?</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 19:04:09 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Why so much hate for David Blaine? What&apos;s so inherently bad about his stunts? With all the problems in the world, I can think of a thousand more worthy people to hate.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jamon</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 19:02:55 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;Where have we heard that he&apos;s in &quot;Bad shape&quot; before? oh yeah, when he was buried at trump plaza, when he was encased in a block of ice, when he was standing on a scaffold at bryant park, and when he was in a cage in england. The dude is always in &quot;bad shape&quot; before the night at hand and he comes out on top. Cry me a river for this huckster.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>jackblack</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 18:52:37 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;I can just imagine the poster for &quot;Highway to the Danger Zone&quot; and it shows David Blaine walking on the Highway with angels on the sides&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title>Toby</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 18:20:01 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;The whole thing is to build potential viewers for the TV broadcast tonight. Blaine would be at a greater risk if he tried to cross the street in front of Lincoln Center than in the bubble of stupidity.

I have been very close to Lincoln Center and have not stopped to see the stupid spectacle nor had any desire to.
&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<title> where's the money?</title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 18:19:15 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;It&apos;s all so silly. Does he make money doing this? Where is it? I&apos;d like to see what pickling yourself live for a fortnight is worth these days. If those that have purposefully drowned and died in nyc had known there was such a market for the spectator sport, they might have hired a PR agent and made a few bucks for their next of kin.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2006 18:03:04 -0500</pubDate>
<description>&lt;p&gt;my prediction is that there is a short delay as he has problems getting out of the globe.. then much commotion and yelling as the magician assistants fret until one of them lunges through the crowd with a fireaxe and busts open the globe... blaine falls out like a limp tuna, making wheezing noises and falls seemingly unconcious. diane sawyer crumbles in tears, but after the next commercial break he is revived and then eats a hershey take-five bar as demanded under his employment contract.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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