Gothamist: `illin: The Tuesday Health Buzz

Vin

Wed, 03 May 2006 10:41:53 -0500

Stupid people, don;t they realize that once you're rich you can pay for liposuctions..

fatty

Tue, 02 May 2006 14:26:46 -0500

"Most People Would Prefer to Be Thin and Poor than Fat and Rich." I dunno. Think I'm going to stick with Fat and Rich. After all, it's a lot easier to get thin than to get rich.

Ari

Tue, 02 May 2006 14:12:48 -0500

Rest easy dog owners, I speak from experience when I tell you that dogs have to eat quite a bit of chocolate before they get sick. I have a 54 pound mutt and he an ENTIRE box of mint fudge oreos. Later that night he puked once and was fine. According to my vet the choclate has to be dark to do "real" damage (not that milk chocolate is good, it's just a little more diluted so not as dangerous) and really - your dog has to chow before it's killer. So a peanut M&M every so often is not terrible.

Evil White Man

Tue, 02 May 2006 12:32:50 -0500

NOOO! My plan to make latinos drink fatty whole milk is in trouble. Hopefully no one realizes by drinking daily the lactose of a barn animal it will cause them to become fat and lazy thus making healthcare unaffordable and thereby prolonging their socioeconomic status and they will stay on the fringes of society thereby preserving the hierarchy of this white male dominated society.