The Faux Lohan

2006_04_arts_lilo.jpgYesterday Lindsay Lohan was the latest celeb to be added to Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. This place creeps us out a little bit, but look at that resemblance - the photo to the right is of her wax statue. Is that a Balenciaga bag? Anyway, little fuss was made about this, as we can't seem to find anything in the local papers. Lohan herself didn't even show up to the unveiling (as celebs often do).

We can't help but wonder, is Lindsay Lohan the next Alec Baldwin? The Long Islander will be hosting SNL for a third time this year, is a gossip column fave and also sports a wannabe actor sibling...the similarities are all there. We can only hope that in a few years time some wax will have to be added to her faux figure in the museum, as she becomes the great bloated character actor we all know she can be.

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god she just looks horrible these days, might as well have put her bent over a table doing a line

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I think it's nutty that they had to put a freaking oversized purse with her - like that's her identity now. Hilarious! Why don't they just put oversized sunglasses, a latte, keys to a Mercedes and a dog there instead and call it a day?

All told, The Parent Trap is a great movie to make you feel better on a depressed day - trust me, I know.

Well she didnt show up because the wax figure SUCKS. it doesn't even look like her. Now, mind you most of the Mme Tussaud's stuff looks incredibly real, but the L. Lo one sucks real bad.

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Jen:

That's the sight on my morning commute, 6 train from Spring to 42nd ... through Gramercy & Murray Hill, all of the clones get on ... unncessarily large & expensive bag hung on the arm, with free hand holding iPod or Blackberry. In other hand, the venti mochachino with metrocard held in the fingers. Massive sunglasses and clueless and/or annoyed look on her face.

her head looks gi-normous.

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It was on A&M New York..

That's actually a Chloe Paddington bag, not a Balenciaga bag.

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that wax figure makes her look like a 35 year old man dressed up as a woman. seriously, it looks like the face melted a little or something. and the designer was like: "eh, whatever... close enough..."

I find it weird and disappointing that they gave her the hair of the 'dyed black' phase rather than her va-va-voom natural red.

Well she's back to the red now. And she gained the weight back too! She looks FANTASTIC! I'm very excited to see her all hot again.

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She's famous because she's a celebrity.

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She's a celebrity because she's famous.

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She's famous because she had big boobs.

LOL @ Big Bags R Us, I was just about to post that that's a Chloƫ Paddington!

I don't get it.
I really don't.
I find her passably cute, not this stunning creature that everyone makes her out to be...
And her fashion sense? Please. Long Island girl w/horrible taste converted to 'fashion icon' by your average stylist who follows trends.
And no, actually I'm not remotely jealous either.

I can't believe you didn't call it "Fauxhan." Too easy, maybe?

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I agree with everyone here. She needs to bring back those big titties of hers.

i can't believe there are 18 comments about someone less interesting than a wax representation of herself.

The next Alec Baldwin? Lindsay would have your head for that. Did you see how fat Baldwin became before he even hit 40? He's only 48 now but looks like he's mid-to-late 50s, which is why he was able to pull off the CEO role in "Fun with Dick and Jane." If Lindsay's going to age that badly, she'd better start saving her money now.

Thats such crap! Thats a dezmonny bag not a faglencia! and wax really smells worse than butt and i think peope just need to's relaxe about my problems with my family growing uP! I've been dumped and hate my life but i love flowers! I want to be able to feel again. Also I think Perez Hilton is gay but no one seems to be able to figure that out. I have those same boots and if i had a strip club id' name it 'Vagina CITY" and im a chick thank you very much. L lo you are starting to look like your older sister, as if! She should get her legs WAXED. I hae to go WAX off like the karate kid Likdays HOhan and i mean that cause shes hot!!!

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