DUMBO residents are much more succinct when it comes to curbing pets.

dag yo, i've been thinking of making signs just like that to put up in my neighborhood. why is it dominicans dont pick up their dogshit???

I had a final drink at the West End tonight around 6 PM. Their kegs were all pissed out- and it seems someone attempted to refill it with . . . well, piss. Had a Bud Light bottle and left promptly for a cigarette to get the bad taste out of my mouth. Meh, West End will still be a crappy CU spot, but whatevs. It had about as much character left as beer on draft tonight.

Here's another clean-up-after-your-dog sign, Redhook style.

That sign is certainly to the point...