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- Regular lofts are for poor people: Diane von Furstenberg is building herself an entertainment complex.
- Nutmilk, "you-Rhine", and severe dyslexia: the world of subway-masturbator Dan Hoyt.
- A donor with baggage is causing a $200m headache for NYU.
- Don't cry Matt Lauer! They'll find you a new best-friend
- We tried tip #1 from this list today, and happiness continued to elude us-- but soaking-wetness did not.
- Spring in the Kalahari: less animals and more bulldozers than we expected.
- $200 for a hotel room in Park Slope? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?
- Well, it's still cheap compared to the $37 million the Natural History Museum is spending on its 77th Street facade. That's one hell of an expensive wall.
- Wait, that's how you spell "villain"? That's news to us!

Publisher's note: Jen Chung is back from her wedding and honeymoon and ready to rock! She'll be back on duty starting tomorrow morning.

Beautiful Battery skyline by MDPNY.

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By Jake Dobkin in on April 3, 2006 6:34 PM

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  • La Leone

    Did y'all read the story about Dan Hoyt, raw foodist & subway masturbator extraordinare?

    I can't believe how completely dellusional he is and how angry his attitude makes me.

    I cannot wait to pen scathing letters to New York mag & to dream up different prank phone calls to plague his restaurants.

    He says that if the woman who snapped him publically jerking off met him under different circumstances she's probably think he was cool AND WOULD WANT TO GO OUT WITH HIM!

    Yeah, because every 22 year old wants to go out with a 42 yr. old divorced anorexic MIDGET (5'3"!)who drinks his own urine and lives in a loft bed in tiny room with a rooommate!

    Yeah dude, when are we hooking up?

  • You mean Jen's short?

  • bring it on

    jen is the katie couric of gothamist.

  • King Kong

    BAPE is Black American Princess, like Halle Berry's movie! oh wait, that's BAPS. Rock Timbs, rock Chucks, Rock BAPEs...

  • Shingo

    #9 - No, the belt buckle doesn't say 'RAPE'. It's 'BAPE', short for A Bathing Ape. BAPE is a japanese clothing brand.

  • HandsNYC

    In the "villain" story: There's a link on that site that goes to another story about how Vibe magazine misspelled villain on their cover as well.



    Now, do my eyes deceive me, or is Lil' Wayne wearing a belt buckle that says "RAPE" on it???



    Whiskey.Tango.Foxtrot.

  • anita

    matt would be fine with katie. as long as he has al.

  • interesting

    I agree. Boring lately. Come on dudes. More interesting items.

  • Gotham

    I think Gothamist has been a little boring in the last week. Maybe it's Jen's absence????????

  • Garth fan

    Oh, come on! We were doing so fine without her! Garth is great! We want more Garth!

  • Eat Pink Man Woman

    Did Jay kai gwa?

  • PatrickD

    Fewer animals, Fewer. Not "less".

  • JimNJaneDandy

    Let Jen rock out for another week dude. Marriage is a rare thing, the first time should be savored as long as possible. Garth is doing a great job.

  • Rainy Rainerson

    Rain doesn't suck, buddy. Without it, we'd be living in a desert.

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