Gothamist: Dirge for the Coyote

JESUS CHRIST

Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:19:36 -0500

Hey the coyote looks like he's CUMMING into the air and his CUM looks like it's creating the 32 cents. HAHHHAHAHAH!

Barry

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:08:25 -0500

He was using a giant slingshot that malfunctioned and slammed him into the side of a butte. The slingshot's manufacturer, ACME, will be providing the coffin as part of the settlement with Hal's family.

Dave H.

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 19:31:12 -0500

I think I'd rather stop breathing than be forcibly removed from NYC to anyplace with "California" in its name.

Abner

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:38:40 -0500

I smell a conspiracy. Imprisoned under police supervision, dies of mysterious causes. Dig deeper and you'll find a couple German Shepherds with a plunger.

Urania

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:17:49 -0500

Reverend Billy gave a great sermon this past weekend about Hal. Check out: http://www.revbilly.com/blog/?p=193

David

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:10:46 -0500

Very funny, Rocknrope--I mean it! Very very funny!!

ay ya yay

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 17:02:45 -0500

wasn't he surviving from pigeons in the park before he was captured? hopefully he didn't get the avian flu from one of 'em.

Rocknrope

Fri, 31 Mar 2006 16:58:28 -0500

Sad...maybe an anvil fell on his head.