- If you hear loud noises, see flashes of light or a lot of emergency vehicles in Queens on Sunday don't panic, the City is just testing terror responses.

- So this drunk 18-year-old from Queens trespasses onto train tracks with his friends and tries to outrun the 7 train. He falls and his legs are amputated at the knee. And then he gets $1.4 million dollars? Huh?

- Clarence Norman was acquitted of scamming New York State with bogus travel reimbursements.

- But really, if terrorists hadn't thought of poisoning concession stand food, wouldn't you be a little disappointed?

- Gads! Liza Minelli approved "diet service" Zone Chefs was really a mob-run stock market scam?

- Finally, ponder the poor DoT metermaid up for a prison sentence for skimming $60 in quarters.

News Stand by Dustin3000 via G'ist Contribue.