Scores Owner Will Cut You!

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Okay, this story is just plain silly. Apparently the owner of the Scores strip-club on 27th Street and some of his pals got into a bit of a name-calling contest with a guy who used to bounce for the club. Rather than settle it with some polite fisticuffs, Elliott Osher is accused of taking the monkey-knife fight route: jumping the victim as he tried to escape in a taxi and stabbing him seven times. He was arrested and charged with first-degree assault.

Now let's enjoy some tabloid word-play from the Post and Daily News:

WHAT A BUST FOR SCORES 'STABBER'
Jiggle-joint poohbah
the mammary mecca
Clubland stabbing bust
bare-babe magnate

Not bad-- but we think our readers could probably come up with some better headlines. Suggestions?

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is Elliott Osher the owner or the bouncer?

Come up with better headlines? Actually I'm speechless.

Nudity AND Violence. Please Read.

what a boob! har har har

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That is the best picture ever! Where'd you get that?

"RACK ATTACK"

"TITTY F***ED"

"BODICE RIPPER"

"CLEAVAGE CLEAVER"

scores is on 28th, btw ...

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