Okay, this story is just plain silly. Apparently the owner of the Scores strip-club on 27th Street and some of his pals got into a bit of a name-calling contest with a guy who used to bounce for the club. Rather than settle it with some polite fisticuffs, Elliott Osher is accused of taking the monkey-knife fight route: jumping the victim as he tried to escape in a taxi and stabbing him seven times. He was arrested and charged with first-degree assault.

Now let's enjoy some tabloid word-play from the Post and Daily News:

WHAT A BUST FOR SCORES 'STABBER'
Jiggle-joint poohbah
the mammary mecca
Clubland stabbing bust
bare-babe magnate

Not bad-- but we think our readers could probably come up with some better headlines. Suggestions?