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Okay, this story is just plain silly. Apparently the owner of the Scores strip-club on 27th Street and some of his pals got into a bit of a name-calling contest with a guy who used to bounce for the club. Rather than settle it with some polite fisticuffs, Elliott Osher is accused of taking the monkey-knife fight route: jumping the victim as he tried to escape in a taxi and stabbing him seven times. He was arrested and charged with first-degree assault.
Now let's enjoy some tabloid word-play from the Post and Daily News:
WHAT A BUST FOR SCORES 'STABBER'
Jiggle-joint poohbah
the mammary mecca
Clubland stabbing bust
bare-babe magnate
Not bad-- but we think our readers could probably come up with some better headlines. Suggestions?
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is Elliott Osher the owner or the bouncer?
Come up with better headlines? Actually I'm speechless.
Nudity AND Violence. Please Read.
what a boob! har har har
That is the best picture ever! Where'd you get that?
"RACK ATTACK"
"TITTY F***ED"
"BODICE RIPPER"
"CLEAVAGE CLEAVER"
scores is on 28th, btw ...