CAD Monkey Alert! You Could Be the Next Bachelor

Do you love AutoCad, have a fondness for Architectural Record, drafting tables, and fun architectural renderings? If so, you could be The Bachelor on ABC's reality love show. But not all architects need apply, ABC has a specific idea in mind: "Basically we are searching for a 27-33 year old single, handsome, successful, charismatic guy who would like to be whisked away to an exotic, tropical location dating 25 beautiful girls." We assume that George Costanza and those sporting Le Corbusier-like glasses need not apply. Hmmm...at 27-33, aren't most architects still "paying their dues" in the field? It might be kind of hard to find a "successful" architect, no? Unless of course success is graduating from the ramen for dinner lifestyle.

If The Bachelor does not select an architect from New York City, Gothamist will pitch a show called 'CAD-Love Monkey,' in which Tom Cavanaugh plays an idealistic architect looking for professional and personal life fulfillment - and CAD-Love Monkey would use the rest of the cancelled-Love Monkey's cast, crew, and sets.

And because every architect in your life needs one, pictured is a blueprint paperweight from MoMa