Extra, Extra

Warning! Nothing serious but we thought we'd give you a heads up: The way the news played out today, Extra, Extra just isn't extra happy. So steel yourself. To start with, as the search for her killer continues, Imette St. Guillen was buried in Boston.

The so-called "girl-sex" lawyer was busted trying to change his room registration at the St. Marks Hotel. Oh, and FYI: The apartment he kept for his trysts with the girls is on the market.

Speaking of unsettling pedophiles, a DoT worker in Queens was arrested yesterday after pornographic pictures were found on his office computers. Pornographic pictures of his 11-year-old daughter having sex with an adult male.

A 14-year-old walking with his 6-year-old sister to school jumped into the East River yesterday in an apparent suicide. His body has yet to be found.

The First Roumanian American Synagogue that began to collapse in January has finished coming down.

An employee at the Bronx Borough President's office was just fired for faking doctor's notes. (Have sitcoms taught people nothing about the perils of faking doctor's notes? Sheesh.)

And just think, for only $20 million you too could have a stage at Carnegie Hall named after you.

Awww, cute little bugger, isn't he?

And finally, when internet memes collide, the results can be odd.

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