Selling the Weather

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

We are sorry for the interruption, but our name is Gothamist. We am here to tell you the weather forecast. Not for no basketball team but for Gothamist. Keep us out of trouble, give you the forecast, to make more forecasts for Gothamist. All we have is Starburst, cold, wind, and a slight chance of flurries tonight. We will be out of flurries tomorrow. Wednesday we will have peanut M&Ms during the day and maybe rain or snow at night. More of the same on Thursday. For the weekend we will have Skittles, Smarties (for the Canadians), Squirrel Nut Zippers and pleasant, slightly warmer, weather.

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, and have a nice day.

Starburst label from the awesome Tuckshop collection of UK candy wrappers