Before we present you with this weeks paltry wedding numbers, we were wondering if you've ever wanted to bet on how long marriages announced on wedding pages will last? In which case, might we introduce you to Wedding Betting? Think HotorNot... but with weddings.

And with that, let's get to this weeks Weddings and Celebrations, by the Numbers:

Total Number of weddings: 7
Total Number of Same-Sex Weddings: 1

Average Age of Brides: 32.16
Average Age of Grooms: 37.75
Oldest Bride: 39
Oldest Groom: 47
Oldest Groom Marrying a Bride: 46
Youngest Bride: 27
Youngest Groom: 28
Average Age Difference: 3
Largest Age Difference: 7

Number of Older Brides: 1
Number of Older Grooms: 6
Number of Same-Age Couples: 0

Number of Native New Yorkers (State): 5
Number of Non-Native New Yorkers: 9
Number of Weddings Held Instate: 3
Number of Weddings Held Out of State: 4

Number of Harvard Graduates: 2
Number of MIT Graduates: 1
Number of Yale Graduates: 1
Number of Columbia Graduates: 1
Number of Stanford Graduates: 1
Number of Northwestern Graduates: 1
Number of University of Michigan Graduates: 1
Number of University of Wisconsin Graduates: 1
Number of University of Montreal Graduates: 1
Number of University of Hamburg Graduates: 1

Number of Miami Herald Editors Who Worked on Pulitzer Prize Winning Reporting Teams: 1

Total Number of Previous Marriages That Ended Due to a Divorce: 2
Total Number of Previous Marriages That Ended Due to a Death: 0

Number of Weddings With Couple Photos: 4
Number of Weddings With Bride Only Photos: 0
Number of Weddings Without Photos: 3
Number of Grooms With Glasses in Photos: 0
Number of Grooms with Glasses in Photos: 0
Number of No-Teeth Smiles in Photos: ~2 (~2 Grooms, 0 Brides)
Number of Bald or Nearly Bald Grooms in Photos: 1

This post is over, but the numbers continue...