Gothamist: If You Don't Scoop, He'll Throw The Poop

Sten45973

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:37:56 -0500

I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn't bother me.

jj345

Sun, 28 May 2006 20:55:50 -0500

If that was my child and he did that, I'd smear some poop in his face!! He had no right to touch her PERIOD!

Poopy Patrol

Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:42:12 -0500

What he really should have done is crap in front of that 13 year old girl's house. Then we will see how these dog walkers feel when there is shit all over their sidewalk because of someone elses selfishness. What we really need is the pooper scooper law publicized again. When I called 311 on some selfish poopers, the city said they do not put up those signs anymore because people should know by now becuase it has been the law for a long time now. Obviously alot of people still don't know it is illegal and need to be ticketed.

M

Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:25:26 -0500

"how bout some prestone dipped hotdogs for fido next time the owner "forgets" to pick up after their pet?" MAN are you hardcore!

rev pays

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 23:08:37 -0500

badass, ehhh? how bout some prestone dipped hotdogs for fido next time the owner "forgets" to pick up after their pet?

zincink

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 21:37:22 -0500

the Krupnik smear is gross but will become a classic story ....I'm sorry but a 13 yr old isn't going to listen to the old man or anyone else..I guess the smear was worth it in the end..let us hope the poo wand will be put into action. The poo wand is in need of a good slogan. I just like the word poo wand so I felt like typing it again hahah

Sheila

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 21:17:03 -0500

Of course I want her fined after the fact. Her mother admitted in the Post story her daughter didn't pick it up. Krupnik's supposed to follow her, then find a cop and then get the cop to fine her? I think the doorman and/or mother would have made that difficult w/o the 'smear'. They both get fined. Fair is fair.

Daniel Wright

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:48:58 -0500

This is exactly what the Doggie Poop Freeze Wand is for!

M

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 17:24:39 -0500

gotta love all the badass vigalantes. ok. so the girl should have been fined? ok, i can live with that. so a SANE person finds a cop and has her fined. Or now you want her fined after the fact? I see, having a lunatic rub dogshit all over her isn't punishment enough. I hope this girl's father finds a nice way to return the favour...

Eryximachus

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 16:08:53 -0500

He should have killed her dog. He probably would have received the same punishment, and the girl would likely have been seriously traumatized.

diabolix

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 15:35:46 -0500

I have to agree with J$. While Krupnik went over the top, he was on the right end of things. The girl who didn't clean up after her dog should have been fined, plain and simple but because she is the aggreived party in the "smear" she's made to be the victim when it's actually NYC that's the victim. Feces carries all sorts of diseases and is a public health hazard, let alone the nuisance of stepping in it.

daleth93

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 15:11:06 -0500

I love the google ads on this story!

jr

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 14:04:37 -0500

Dude should change his name to Krapnik.

Johnny

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 14:01:19 -0500

This story has given me hope, a desire to live, to once again celebrate the pure joy of existence.

J$

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:50:56 -0500

If she did not pick up the shit, you must acquit.

rev pays

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:49:40 -0500

What happened to the "pooper scooper" law? First off, she's a brat, plain and simple. why? she has one of those annoying small pocket dogs. did anyone see the chapelle stand up when he compared "14 year olds" in the criminal justice system???????? But she's 13????!!!!!!! She should eat the poop.

me

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:41:43 -0500

gothimist, you're the best! the title is hilarious, and i love how you keep following this story.

pugsley

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:30:29 -0500

13 year olds shouldn't be stalked and attacked by poop-hating loonies. Krupnik should be in jail.

SarticusMex

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:21:21 -0500

What a moron, every NYer knows that you THROW the poo. That way there is no proof.

bkylnd

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:15:43 -0500

I wonder if Krupnik will feel that this was "worth it," afterwards - maybe yes. Who knows what kind of verbal exchange preceded the poop smearing - maybe the kid really did give him a lame excuse or a "whatever."

M

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 13:04:32 -0500

rediculous... you never effectively bitched out as a kid by an adult? you think a 13 year old girl would not have been intimidated enough by "the crazy neighbor" to not do it again? or maybe your right... and why stop at rubbing dogshit on her back and hair, why not rub it in her face? obviously he would be justified since she's clearly a bratty little lid (you said so, after all!)

Papercutninja

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:55:46 -0500

Yeah, because lecturing 13 year olds works. Certainly he's over the top, but its about time that these bratty kids cleaned up after their precious ratdogs.

M

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:51:19 -0500

how deranged is this guy that he can't simply ask a 13 YEAR OLD GIRL to come back and clean up, maybe lecture her on keeping the neighborhood clean? you have to be out of your mind to think smearing dogshit on your 13 year old neighbor is a reasonable thing to do. I wish Police had given this idiot a much harder time...

Samantha T

Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:40:35 -0500

I thought this guy was Geraldo Rivera, from the picture.