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The NY Post follows up their coverage of the East 18th Street homeowner's dog-poop attack on the girl whose dog pooped in front of his house: Joel Krupnik's admitted he smeared poop on a 13 year old girl, saying, "I'm tired of these people not picking up after their dogs. I took the mess and I rubbed it in her back." The Post makes a point of noting that the 57 year-old Krupnik is 6' 2" and 250 pounds, and when you arm a man that big with Chihuahua poop, he's clearly a forbidding figure. The Criminal Court charged him with criminal mischief, menacing, and harrassment, plus prohibits Krupnik from contacting the girl; but he was released without bail. Gothamist predicts probation and lots of community service - picking up dog poop, maybe. But maybe this is a call for dog owners to wear plastic coverings in case they miss some poop; for instance, what do you do when you dog makes diarrhea on the sidewalk - that's not very easy to scoop!
Yesterday, our commenters mostly agreed that Krupnik was right to be angry about the girl not scooping up her dog's refuse, though acting out in such a way is extreme. And while the Post makes fun of Krupnik for his insane Santa displays and this, you know they love him because he's the New Yorker that just keeps giving them these awesome stories. Stay tuned until April 5, the day after Krupnik's court appearance.
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I thought this guy was Geraldo Rivera, from the picture.
how deranged is this guy that he can't simply ask a 13 YEAR OLD GIRL to come back and clean up, maybe lecture her on keeping the neighborhood clean?
you have to be out of your mind to think smearing dogshit on your 13 year old neighbor is a reasonable thing to do.
I wish Police had given this idiot a much harder time...
Yeah, because lecturing 13 year olds works. Certainly he's over the top, but its about time that these bratty kids cleaned up after their precious ratdogs.
rediculous... you never effectively bitched out as a kid by an adult?
you think a 13 year old girl would not have been intimidated enough by "the crazy neighbor" to not do it again?
or maybe your right... and why stop at rubbing dogshit on her back and hair, why not rub it in her face? obviously he would be justified since she's clearly a bratty little lid (you said so, after all!)
I wonder if Krupnik will feel that this was "worth it," afterwards - maybe yes.
Who knows what kind of verbal exchange preceded the poop smearing - maybe the kid really did give him a lame excuse or a "whatever."
What a moron, every NYer knows that you THROW the poo. That way there is no proof.
13 year olds shouldn't be stalked and attacked by poop-hating loonies. Krupnik should be in jail.
gothimist, you're the best! the title is hilarious, and i love how you keep following this story.
What happened to the "pooper scooper" law?
First off, she's a brat, plain and simple. why?
she has one of those annoying small pocket dogs.
did anyone see the chapelle stand up when he compared "14 year olds" in the criminal justice system????????
But she's 13????!!!!!!!
She should eat the poop.
If she did not pick up the shit, you must acquit.
This story has given me hope, a desire to live, to once again celebrate the pure joy of existence.
Dude should change his name to Krapnik.
I love the google ads on this story!
I have to agree with J$. While Krupnik went over the top, he was on the right end of things. The girl who didn't clean up after her dog should have been fined, plain and simple but because she is the aggreived party in the "smear" she's made to be the victim when it's actually NYC that's the victim. Feces carries all sorts of diseases and is a public health hazard, let alone the nuisance of stepping in it.
He should have killed her dog. He probably would have received the same punishment, and the girl would likely have been seriously traumatized.
gotta love all the badass vigalantes.
ok. so the girl should have been fined? ok, i can live with that. so a SANE person finds a cop and has her fined.
Or now you want her fined after the fact? I see, having a lunatic rub dogshit all over her isn't punishment enough.
I hope this girl's father finds a nice way to return the favour...
This is exactly what the Doggie Poop Freeze Wand is for!
Of course I want her fined after the fact. Her mother admitted in the Post story her daughter didn't pick it up. Krupnik's supposed to follow her, then find a cop and then get the cop to fine her? I think the doorman and/or mother would have made that difficult w/o the 'smear'.
They both get fined. Fair is fair.
the Krupnik smear is gross but will become a classic story ....I'm sorry but a 13 yr old isn't going to listen to the old man or anyone else..I guess the smear was worth it in the end..let us hope the poo wand will be put into action. The poo wand is in need of a good slogan. I just like the word poo wand so I felt like typing it again hahah
badass, ehhh?
how bout some prestone dipped hotdogs for fido next time the owner "forgets" to pick up after their pet?
"how bout some prestone dipped hotdogs for fido next time the owner "forgets" to pick up after their pet?"
MAN are you hardcore!
What he really should have done is crap in front of that 13 year old girl's house. Then we will see how these dog walkers feel when there is shit all over their sidewalk because of someone elses selfishness.
What we really need is the pooper scooper law publicized again. When I called 311 on some selfish poopers, the city said they do not put up those signs anymore because people should know by now becuase it has been the law for a long time now. Obviously alot of people still don't know it is illegal and need to be ticketed.
If that was my child and he did that, I'd smear some poop in his face!! He had no right to touch her PERIOD!
I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn't bother me.