Gothamist: Vincent Gallo Wants to be Your Daddy!

Oleannder

Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:11:12 -0500

Am I the only one who thinks that perhaps it's well past time that this idiot went to a shrink & started making up for lost time in the medication department? What's next? Is he going to build a statue of himself out of his own feces? As for genetic deformities... one only has to take a look at his face to see the big lie in that. He looks like the bastard love child of Charles Manson & a pissed off male ape.

tessa

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 01:35:47 -0500

this is obviously a joke. most people don't understand his sense of humor. i think this part is when it starts to be a dead giveaway, "If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt." but the sad part is he's gotten at least one interested, serious buyer.

imsexyyournot-bbut we can still have sex;)

Sat, 14 Jan 2006 23:21:49 -0500

this is awkwardmtoo tell the truth i never heard of this guy till now and i think its gross,hmm,maybe tahts just me,dont waste yuour money on such a pointles thing waste it on something more useable,car?get your self a nice treat ok!

homeopt

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 21:57:52 -0500

only if you're 'open minded' ;) give me a call.

Laila

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 17:40:37 -0500

Wow, homeopt. Witty. Are you offering?

homeopt

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 16:40:35 -0500

laila, you need to get laida.

Laila

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 16:18:53 -0500

My original post might have contained an objectionable word or two; however, my point was this: this Vincent Gallo thing is OLD. To echo the poetic prose of Qbertplaya above, "zzzzzzzzzzz". These "controversial" findings were first reported on by numerous blogs back in November (specifically eonline.com, contactmusic.com, and the beloved gawker.com). It must be a slow day for Jake to be commenting on this 2 months late. Besides, what's the big deal? This is just another example of Gallo's twisted humor, and you can choose to laugh or not. He may love to whip up the controversy, but in real life, he's a nothing but a kitty cat. One more thing, and this is for you, Don't Be the Bunny, I DID read the comments on the skywriting post. They were hysterical! I especially like the part where Jake said that typos and such were part of the free-form "jazz' style of "reporting" done here on Gothamist. I am a fan of this site, but c'mon, dude! That's ridiculous! It doesn't take much to proofread. If you'd like some help on this post right here, might I suggest changing Cafe "Havana" to its correct title of Cafe Habana? I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

pugsley

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 15:56:50 -0500

I imagine this is gallo's response to the eternal question of 'how do lenny kravitz and vincent gallo have such fat bank accounts?" must both be trust funders.

Don'tBeTheBunny

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 15:26:27 -0500

laila: skywriting post as a publicity hoax? did you even read the post you are refering to or it's comments? because it was neither good publicity for gothamist nor did it have anything to do with skywritting. and are you sure your comments didn't just get caught in a filter (another issue coverd in the comments of that post)? 'cause it seems to me the gothamisters certainly don't screen each comment until after they've been posted... as for mr. gallo's sperm: fucker lives in a glass house... anybody got a sniper rifle i can borrow?

Qbertplaya

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 14:31:09 -0500

didn't gawker cover this a few months ago already? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Laila

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 13:59:33 -0500

Why won't you post my comment? It's completely valid. If you're going to post challenging comments such as the ones on the infamous skywriting post, why can't you post my harmless and FACTUAL one? Unless that whole heated exchange was a publicity hoax...

MT

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 13:12:29 -0500

To bad he isn't ugly-free. Who wants HIS genes?!?

Laila

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:54:54 -0500

Um, this "news" about Vincent Gallo has been all over the internet since November. Short on content today, Jake? Also, I know you're all about free-form "jazz" and whatnot when it comes to your "reporting", but it's spelled and pronounced Cafe Habana not Cafe Havana...unless you're planning on getting all Cuban Revolution on their asses. Vincent Gallo and his Amazing Spermacolor Dreamcoat can be found in the November pages of the following sites: See it here: http://www.contactmusic.com/new/xmlfeed.nsf/mndwebpages/gallo%20offers%20sperm%20for%20sale Here: http://www.gawker.com/news/peta/remainders-vincent-gallo-wants-you-to-pay-for-his-seed-135136.php And here: http://www.cinemaeye.com/index/movienews/more/vincent_gallo_sells_his_sperm_online/ Oh, and here, too: http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,17720,00.html?fdnews p.s. I can't believe no one gets Mr. Gallo's humor. Seriously, folks, wake up.

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:31:00 -0500

I heard a hell of a date rape story about him, which is no surprise. Someone needs to take a giant dump on his doorstep.

Tim N.

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:25:53 -0500

Cough, cough... MASTER RACE... cough, cough...

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:14:27 -0500

Ooops, no, it's obviously his work. Linked from his official site, and squares with what he's said in interviews in the past. No, I don't think the man has a sense of humour either.

billy

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:13:13 -0500

Being as he's a pretensious, talentless, and wildy arrogant jackass, does anyone find this shocking? He's a goof

Gari N. Corp

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:06:28 -0500

To my untrained eyes the site is a rather over-the-top hoax, not unlike the General Zod For President one. Still, the Snopes guys never got to the bottom of it, and the man does take himself rather seriously.

mickster

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:05:53 -0500

Very, very odd and scary. No dark complexions; Jews are okay and will get good reviews in Hollywood? This man has a huge ego, insane sense of self-worth for a marginal talent. He needs serious help. Want more? Take a read of this on his site: http://www.vincentgallo.com/music/ Or just click on my name above.

admirer

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:02:55 -0500

hah! gallo is brilliant

Little Big Chris

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:57:33 -0500

"For the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount." This is disgusting. I can't believe Gothamist isn't even commenting on the outright racist platform he's selling his sperm from.

Kevin Walsh

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:49:48 -0500

>>his excretable movie Brown Bunny Nice faux pas...I think you mean execrable, but either word works. www.forgotten-ny.com

homeopt

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:49:24 -0500

I assume this is a joke. But I find it funny that Jake didn't find this part funny. Very telling about Jake. "Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration."

Rocknrope

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:44:06 -0500

The most shocking thing about this post is the revelation that Gallo is drug, alcohol, and disease free. You better get the paperwork on that.

Neal

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:43:02 -0500

It's not just you.

Toby

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:40:39 -0500

Is it me or is that sick and disturbing?