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- 13 year old dies after gym class at Manhattan public school
- Even iPods know when their owners are gay
- Commissioner Kelly wants to go Extreme Makeover: City Agency Edition on the NYPD
- Why buy the bull when...oh, nevermind - two restaurateurs have teamed up to buy a $250,000 bull for his sperm; if only the bull knew they wanted to kill his babies
- Tom Suozzi wants to run for Governor
- NJ's new slogan is: New Jersery - Come See For Yourself; well, NJ, Gothamist has and we're still going to live in NYC... but the shore rules!

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  • Dave H.

    Don't be a hater. You know you're a Garden State girl Jen and that's forever. I was born in Jersey, and although raised elsewhere, nothing beats summers at Point Pleasant. It just might be the most perfect place ever if you're a kid; and not half bad for childish adults either.

  • rev pays

    don't blame that on decreased gym time.

    blame the student's Diet and the snapple machines in school.

    Gym was a waste of time and taught by lesbians.

    You want gym, join the Army, you'll get all the PT you want.

  • Anonymous

    funny you should say that about gym being a waste of time. did you see the nytimes articles suggesting that increased diabetes among kids has been due in part to decreased gym time at school (and exercise in general)?

  • Heather

    That's not the way Tom Kean pronounced it. It was his rich-boy accent--"New Jehrsey."

    And by the way, leave New Jersey alone, Jen Chung--ya jehrk!

  • New Jersery was the way Tom Kane pronounced it. Don't you remember the ads: New Jersery and you, perfect together?

  • The death of the poor child proves the danger of gym class. Anyway, gym classes are always a waste of time and resources which could be better spent, on I don't know say teaching real things like history or geography or reading.

    As for the great and beautiful state of New Jersey's slogan I would have taken a cue from Marty Markowitz and gone with:

    New Jersey: Fuhgeddaboutit.

    Then again they have some weird things there like the "Trenton makes, the world takes" bridge.

    As for the "Commissioner Kelly wants to go Extreme Makeover: City Agency Edition on the NYPD" I was expecting seeing a story about some sort of change in uniforms and car colour. Remember when they had the light blue shirts and light blue cars?

  • mr. peanut

    actually it says, "The DOE says the boy had no history of medical problems. The Medical Examiner’s office is working to determine the exact cause of death."

  • Frankybonz

    About the 13 year old:

    "history of medical conditions" yet allowed to participate. Hmm...

    About NJ:

    It should say, "Come Smell for Yourself" or "Pull My Finger"

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